Wife Quotes · Page 39

When you sympathize with a married woman you either make two enemies or gain one wife and one friend.

— H. L. Mencken

My wife told me I'm not as disgusting to her as I used to be.

— John Kruk

All my wives were great housekeepers. After every divorce, they kept the house.

— Willie Pep

¢ In the hour of sorrow or sickness, a wife is a mans greatest blessing.

— Unkown

“No one wants to wife a hoodrat who would rather spend the money over helping him bring it in.”

— Cassie

All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.

— Henny Youngman

Since I left basketball, and my wife, it's been a glorious feast of lovemaking.

— Rick Fox

I use Verizon. My wife uses Cingular. I also have an AT&T phone for the car.

— Martin Cooper

Immanuel Kant lived with knowledge as with his lawfully wedded wife, slept with it in the same intellectual bed for forty years…

— Stefan Zweig

I take pride in taking care of all the housework so that my wife, who works as a designer for Martha Stewart,…

— Said Sayrafiezadeh

one year as his wife, and id have become one of those abject, quaking women who look at their husbands when someone…

— Anonymous

If you don't have a base - you can't not have a spiritual base and survive. That's probably what has kept me…

— Steve Harvey

I've always loved the music... My favorite kind of music is Christmas music and the only thing I love better music is…

— Keith Getty

Under the previous regime of Prime Minister Meles Zenawi, I was detained. So was my wife, Serkalem Fasil. She gave birth to…

— Eskinder Nega

My personal fave is 'The Japanese Wife', because I think I achieved a lot of what I wanted to do. I wanted…

— Aparna Sen

Seat assignment didn't matter if you're flying Dallas to Houston and you did it 38 times a day. People just got on,…

— David Neeleman

Initially, women only had to portray married wife roles on TV, but now there are show that are offering other roles to…

— Sriti Jha

Ages of experience have taught us that the commitment of a husband and a wife to love and to serve one another…

— George W. Bush

Marrying the right girl is even more imperative today than it was when I was 23 years old because it's so much…

— Richard Ford

In the last three years of racing I've met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it's the same…

— Tim Allen

“As had she, she supposed, but given that she was Aral’s wife, very few men who weren’t obviously insane had ever bothered…

— Lois McMaster Bujold

I think it's important for women to be patient with their men. Try not chastise them to the point where they never…

— Justin Baldoni

...but there isn't going to be any First Lady. There is just to be plain, ordinary Mrs. Roosevelt...I never wanted to be…

— Eleanor Roosevelt

My wife and I have long discussions about [George] Carlin, and we refuse to accept that he died an atheist. It's just,…

— Jay Mohr

If you're girlfriend or your wife ever asks you to go on 'Jerry Springer,' don't go. It's not good.

— Mack Brown

WIFE, A person who sits up with you when you are sick, and puts up with you when you are not;

— Nikhil Saluja

I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English.

— David Brainerd

My wife and I are involved in writing/publishing/promotion twenty-four/seven. It isn't a day job; it's life.

— Kevin J. Anderson

My wife Jenny and I have four young children of our own.

— Todd Young

My wife is the dancer, but I certainly know how to sing.

— David Hasselhoff

Three things I never lends - my 'oss, my wife, and my name.

— Robert Smith Surtees

You won't ever hear me talk about whether my wife's prettier than your wife.

— Robert Blaha

It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

— Robert Orben

My wife and children seem to like me quite a bit, and as long as that is true, I'm really OK.

— Brian Williams

I think I've got my muscles back. I've been working out every other day with my wife.

— Gianluca Vialli

Why bother with Google when I have a wife who knows everything about everything!

— Akshay Kumar

Body and soul, like peevish man and wife, United jar, and yet are loth to part.

— Edward Young

Trust is the most important part of a realtionship. You must be 100% sure that she Won't tell your Wife.

— Zhat

If you wish the pick of men and women, take a good bachelor and a good wife

— Robert Louis Stevenson

I love travelling and if my wife and my daughter are with me - I am happy.

— Mario Kempes