The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
My wife and I don't believe in exchanging gifts. A happy and healthy life together is our gift to each other. — Vishwajeet Pradhan Copy Share Image
One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“I had wanted to get married, but I realized now that I never wanted to be a 'wife.” — Jill Bialosky Copy Share Image
What a generous thing that is, I realize, for a husband to try to make his wife laugh. — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
I love being a troubadour. I travel around the world with my wife and play little theaters. We have a ball. — Roger McGuinn Copy Share Image
My wife holds the kite strings that let me go 'weeeeeee', then she reels me back in. — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image
Since I got married my wife doesn't really let me wear anything that I used to because she says I have no… — Dominic West Copy Share Image
My wife was easy because she trains [jiu-jitsu] all the time. She's pretty much on a completely different diet. I always just… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband. And in like manner the husband also hath not power… — Paul the Apostle Copy Share Image
“Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again,… — Mark Watson Copy Share Image
I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. The third gave me… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
She 's adorned Amply that in her husband's eye looks lovely,- The truest mirror that an honest wife Can see her beauty… — John M. Tobin, Jr Copy Share Image
I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter or anybody else's wife. — Tommy Lasorda Copy Share Image
Sir, I have quarrelled with my wife; and a man who has quarrelled with his wife is absolved from all duty to… — Thomas Love Peacock Copy Share Image
Jesse Jackson's wife was arrested in Puerto Rico while protesting the naval bombings there. Jesse said he was holding a meeting with… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
With Erin [from Paper Girls], I wanted to show what she might look like when she's 40, and I wanted it to… — Cliff Chiang Copy Share Image
A wife says to her husband (or vice versa), "Do you love me?""Of course," he replies. "I've been married to you for… — Leo Buscaglia Copy Share Image
What we really have to do is take a day and sit down and think. The world is not going to end… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
“She couldn’t have him, and there was no mistaking it. She could never be his wife. She could not steal herself back… — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
I have no problem telling people I have a great stunt double. I'm not that guy who's like, 'I do all my… — Cress Williams Copy Share Image
Guys, gals, now hear this: No one wants to take away your hunting rifles. No one wants to take away your shotguns.… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
If anyone e-mails you something "by George Carlin," there's a 99 percent chance I did not write it. I didn't write "Paradox… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
We bar girls don't cheat on wives, we are just the rope that cheating husbands hang themselves with. — Owen Jones Copy Share Image
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
“Why do I have to choose between being me and being somebody's wife?” — Anna Jane Greenville Copy Share Image
I met [my wife Margot] on Fire Island when I had a house there many years ago. — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
I've already got a beautiful wife, a great son, and a house. What else do you need? — Sal Khan Copy Share Image
It is not monogamy when there is one legal wife, and mistresses out of sight. — Annie Besant Copy Share Image
A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home. — James Thurber Copy Share Image
When it comes to friends, as in people to relax with, that's my wife and my kids. — Ashley Walters Copy Share Image
I don't know the facts of when Joe Soptic's wife got sick or when she died. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Between husband and wife friendship seems to exist by nature, for man is naturally disposed to pairing. — Aristotle Copy Share Image
“And I have thrust myself into this maze, Haply to wive and thrive as best I may.” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
If we had a girl, my wife wanted to call her Sue -- a lovely name, but which for Jews is generally… — Dennis Wolfberg Copy Share Image
“As is often the case, the sole person not left speechless in awe by my brilliance is my own beloved wife.” — Jack Womack Copy Share Image
I can't imagine my wife and I ever splitting up. I can't imagine a life without her. — Adam Scott Copy Share Image
![“My wife was easy because she trains [jiu-jitsu] all the time. She's pretty much on a completely different diet. I always just threw meat at her and she's happy on a 100 percent protein diet, so we seldom ate together.” quote by Anthony Bourdain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c91/anthony-bourdain-649_diet_my-wife-was-easy-because-she-trains-jiu_2570919.jpg)
![“With Erin [from Paper Girls], I wanted to show what she might look like when she's 40, and I wanted it to feel authentic. In terms of inspiration I ended up using my wife for a lot of it. Just to kind of to give me almost an anchor so that I would be invested in making this character real.” quote by Cliff Chiang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ab/cliff-chiang-14642_anchors_with-erin-from-paper-girls-i-wanted-to-s_179502.jpg)
![“I met [my wife Margot] on Fire Island when I had a house there many years ago.” quote by Nat Hentoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0cf/nat-hentoff-1615_fire_i-met-my-wife-margot-on-fire-island-when_491519.png)
