“I mean, I'm happy to see you, but why aren't you home?" "Wherever my wife sleeps is my home.” — Olivia Parker Copy Share Image
The press called me a billionaire, and my wife came up and said I must be squirreling money away. — Foster Friess Copy Share Image
What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife. — Finley Peter Dunne Copy Share Image
Before my family - my wife and my daughter - baseball was probably 85 percent of my life. — Francisco Lindor Copy Share Image
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
When a man makes a woman his wife it's the highest compliment he can pay her – and usually it's the last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
The only woman I have played in my career was my wife and I beat her easily! But she wasn't much good. — John Higgins Copy Share Image
My affection for Taiwan... is witnessed by everyone. My wife is Taiwanese and I am a son-in-law of Taiwan. I am half… — Jackie Chan Copy Share Image
I'm at a loss because I am in love with a man who is standing before me with no memories of me… — Audrey Niffenegger Copy Share Image
It was just revealed that Donald Trump hasn't voted in primary elections in over 20 years. Or in simpler terms, Trump hasn't… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I remember my wife and I used to get on plane and see everybody else with their babies. They'd be putting strollers… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
He flushed, the colour dark against his pale skin. 'I mean. Tessa Gray, will you do me the honour of becoming my… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
The menus that remain, for me, are really the menus that you have with your good friends, with your wife, with your… — Jacques Pepin Copy Share Image
I lost two brothers in an airplane crash, both of them leaving a wife and kids. When I get to Heaven, that's… — S. Truett Cathy Copy Share Image
When a man declares to you: "I am sure of my wife," it means that he is sure of his wife. But… — Francis de Croisset Copy Share Image
I think women are great drivers. To be honest, I've only been in one car accident - one of my best friends,… — Dominic Cooper Copy Share Image
We see them when they come to New York. They stay at my wife's apartment. We have quite a correspondence with them… — James Laughlin Copy Share Image
God is the highest good of the reasonable creature. The enjoyment of him is our proper; and is the only happiness with… — Jonathan Edwards Copy Share Image
I learned to cook in self-defense. My wife doesn't know what a kitchen is. In the first month of our marriage, she… — Alan King Copy Share Image
As to adultery, let it be held disgraceful, in general, for any man or woman to be found in any way unfaithful… — Aristotle Copy Share Image
I will admit upfront that I have an inherent bias about 'Fuge State.' It's the story of a Black academic on his… — Jason Johnson Copy Share Image
My earlier days were all about playing, writing songs and producing songs. In the early 90's my former wife, Marylata Elton, got… — Danny Jacob Copy Share Image
I chose to leave my wife at the hospital after prematurely birthing our first baby due to incompetent cervix, which resulted in… — Marquise Goodwin Copy Share Image
“Oh, my father, such a difficult man. His world turned on his axis. From "The Father Tamer" in BREATHE IN” — Eileen Granfors Copy Share Image
My former wife made me a millionaire. I used to have three million dollars. — Bobby Hull Copy Share Image
Dick Dart emerged from the ether during a flight from New York with my wife and children to Puerto Rico. — Peter Straub Copy Share Image
Though Love has finished, the young wife doesn't know when to quit and thinks. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Marriage is more than finding the right person…it is being the right person!” — Elizabeth George Copy Share Image
“Let us remember to always rediscover one another because we are forever changing.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
In our house I'm not Lee Evans the comic, I'm just a dad and my wife's husband. — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
Fortunately for my wife, I'm not a snorer so she doesn't have to put up with that. — Buster Posey Copy Share Image
My wife's trying to get me into yoga, and it's gonna take me a while, but eventually I'm gonna have to. — Jason Momoa Copy Share Image
I really love the BBC, and my wife works for them, and they've given me lots of work! — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
Mukesh calls me his true life partner... I just enjoy being Mukesh's wife. — Nita Ambani Copy Share Image
Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Cousin‟s Wife. Moses must have forgotten to write that one down — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
I met my wife, Nia Vardalos, at The Second City, and she was chomping at the bit to move to L.A. — Ian Gomez Copy Share Image
“When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
