Wife Quotes · Page 36

“Put the masks on! I now pronounce you husband and wife!”

— Ljupka Cvetanova

The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.

— Karl Pilkington

To kill time, I went to learn dance and there I met my to-be wife. She is a choreographer.

— Yuzvendra Chahal

My wife loves to watch 'Criminal Minds' and 'CSI' and all those shows.

— Bret Bielema

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

— Anonymous

There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.

— Clare Boothe Luce

My husband and my children inspire me on a daily basis to be the best wife, mom, and woman I can be.

— Candace Cameron

Nobody is free… Everyone has a prison. Wife, parents, children, they all make prisons.

— Ted Simon

I write in the morning from about eight till noon, and sometimes again a bit in the afternoon. In the morning I…

— Gene Hackman

I have decided not to give interviews and not to hold conversations with journalists who deal with the political activity of my…

— Joachim Sauer

The wife's submission is not a matter of superior versus inferior; rather, it is self-imposed as a matter of obedience to the…

— Steve Pearce

Thirty years ago, there was definitely a huge difference between men and women, and the man wanting to feel like the protector,…

— Robin Tunney

I still don't have a real appreciation for music because I didn't really start listening to it until my 20s. My wife…

— Kumail Nanjiani

I also want to apologize to my fans, to the kids, everyone who's affected by the situation me and my wife are…

— Ray Rice

You can no longer define your manhood by whether you're on a nine-to-five job or you're making more money than your wife.

— Tempestt Bledsoe

I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her…

— Milton Berle

Anger is active sadness; sadness is inactive anger. They are not two things. Watch your own behaviour. When do you find yourself…

— Rajneesh

Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands,…

— Anonymous

I remember during my lifetime I would meet women, and it was almost like God would say to me, 'Now, this woman…

— Alec Baldwin

Liar! Liar!" shrieked suddenly from the now open trap door. Miracle Max whirled. "Back, Witch--" he commanded. "I'm not a witch, I'm…

— William Goldman

You know, I've been thinking. Everyone makes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but usually the jelly drips out all over the side…

— Matt Groening

I took my wife to a really expensive hotel in Dubai. This was when we were first dating, so I wanted to…

— Andrew Flintoff

I want to stop. I want to stay on Fårö, and read the books I haven’t read, find out things I haven’t…

— Ingmar Bergman

My dad left when I was young. I didn't have a dad. I'm part of that divorced generation and didn't want to…

— Tom King

My wife being a trainer helps, because when I'm at home, everything we keep at the house is pretty healthy.

— James Denton

Everything I have is for sale, except for my kids and possibly my wife.

— Carl Icahn

The roaring of the wind is my wife and the stars through the window pane are my children.

— John Keats

I spend time with my little baby and my wife. We like the water place at the Trafford Centre.

— Jesus Navas

I've had three wives, six children and six grandchildren and I still don't understand women

— John Wayne

Yes, I wear a number of hats. But my most important title is mom and wife.

— Paula Broadwell

Every unmarried man is looking for a wife. They just don't always know it.

— Julia Quinn

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

— Martin Luther

The bride, the white bride today a maiden, tomorrow a wife.

— Federico Garcia Lorca

I gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour.

— Frank Carson

Threaten me, but don't threaten my wife or say something about my kids. It's just wrong.

— Zaza Pachulia

Come, let us choose us wives from among the children of men and beget us children.

— Enoch

I very much loved my late wife, Diana Joy Colbert, and I'd rather hold onto what I can.

— Charles Bock

An apple a day keeps your wife away, if you throw it hard enough.

— Nikhil Saluja

“My dear, sweet wife. I will love you, no matter how much you embarrass me, until the day I die.”

— Sandi Lynn

My wife tells me I need to learn to be more patient with my son.

— John Slattery