I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad's wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, was boiling water and she goes, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I said, "A comedian."… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap groups and Dennis Hopper—all your choices should be so easy. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I definitely want to be with somebody who doesn't feel lost or in my shadow. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
A remembrance can mean nothing to the one remembered; it can only remind the ones left behind how little they did while you were… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
It's usually a spiritual thing that's preventing somebody from having happiness. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I think everybody is covering their [posteriors] with the Enron scandal and it was very convenient that Sept. 11 came along to deflect the… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
Of course, everybody's family is dysfunctional - we've accepted that. What are we supposed to do? Hate our parents for the rest of our… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I think Bush is amateurish and self-serving, and frankly, it's disgusting. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
From the time I was a kid, I'd never joined groups. I hated high school groups. I hung out with hippies, musical people. I… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I'm a sexual person. A lot of different people turn me on and have over the years, and I've always wanted to make it… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
For most of my relationships, I would have liaisons, and I would feel guilty. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I don't like going back and listening to myself. It makes me uncomfortable, and I know I can never emulate what I did that… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
I've always allowed myself to go on journeys creatively and emotionally, and never put, like, limits on myself. — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
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