My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
What's a depression? The dictionary says a depression is a dent. And what's a dent? Everybody knows a dent is a hole. And what's… — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
Me and my big mouth! I'd get rid of it, only it's such a handy place to keep my teeth. — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
Make someone happy, Make just one someone happy, And you will be happy, too. — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
All of us have schnozzles... if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of… — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
At four o'clock in the morning most people have been asleep for hours, but at four o'clock in the morning the night-club children of a few years ago were just getting hot. The band jazzed at full blast. The air was so thick you could pick it up in handfulls and through it around like snowballs. The dance-floors were crowded… — Jimmy Durante Copy Share
Now you know that you can't go wrong... If you start each day with a song. — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
“Did you ever get the feeling that you wanted to go, But still had the feeling that you wanted to stay, You knew it was right, wasn't wrong. Still you knew you wouldn't be very long. Go or stay, stay or go, Start to go again and change your mind again. It's hard to have the feeling that you wanted… — Jimmy Durante Copy Share
I was hurt so deep that I made up my mind never to hurt anybody else, no matter what. I never made jokes about… — Jimmy Durante Copy Share Image
