Wife Quotes by Charles Farrar Browne

I am not a politician, and my other habits air good.

— Charles Farrar Browne

I'm not a politician and my other habits are good.

— Charles Farrar Browne

My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.

— Charles Farrar Browne

The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all…

— Charles Farrar Browne

They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them.

— Charles Farrar Browne

We can't all be Washingtons, but we can all be patriots.

— Charles Farrar Browne

I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.

— Charles Farrar Browne