A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good woman would rather be the mother of a genius than the wife of a hero — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is trouble with a wife, but it's even worse with a woman who is not a wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man loves his sweetheart the most,his wife the best, but his mother the longest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On top of the horror of separating from your wife, you have to go through it in public. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pay heed to the tales of old wives. It may well be that they alone keep in memory what it was once… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles. He's now being sued by Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Husband: Tell me an Interesting fact that will make me happy and sad at the same time. Wife: Yours is bigger than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never read to kill time. Killing time is like killing someone's wife or a child. There is nothing more precious for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a lecturer, he wishes to be heard; if a writer, to be read. He always hopes for a public beyond that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I believe strongly in the rights of women... my mother is a woman, my sister is a woman, my daughter is a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Mothers Day to the mother of my children and the air that gives me life. My truest friend of all... my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“True love is something, so very true and very rare to find. So, if you ever find such a thing. Treat it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To My Future Wife I will be your strength when you are weak, Ill always be here for you no matter how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At home, besides being Peter or Jane, we also bear a general character; husband or wife, brother or sister, chief, colleague or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He tried to give his wife pleasure in little ways, because he had come to realize, after nearly two decades together, how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To believe that your husband, wife, parents, kids, boss, job, bank account, or body is even partly responsible for your emotions, to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
First the husband tried to make the wife his possession, and once she is a possession he loses interest. There is some… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I returned to New Orleans and my problems with pari-mutuel windows and a dark-haired, milk-skinned wife from Martinique who went home with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I gave examples from my clinical practice of how love was not wholly a thought or feeling. I told of how that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We talk about social service, service to the people, service to humanity, service to others who are far away, helping to bring… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The wife correct " Lorelei prompted. "She makes sure her husband is treated with the proper regard and she is the one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On Saturday night, I would see men lusting after half-naked girls dancing at the carnival, and on Sunday morning when I was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Theres a huge difference in sex and making love. We have sex with someone who can satisfy us physically, but we make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In all ages woman has been the source of all that is pure, unselfish, and heroic in the spirit and life of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just don`t want to be the little wife sitting at home. I want to do something worthwhile. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman never knows what she really wants until she finds out what her husband cannot afford. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man who has work that suits him and a wife, whom he loves, has squared his accounts with life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Trying to describe what I do in prayer would be like telling the world how I make love to my wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A thrifty housewife is better than a great income. A good wife and health are a man's best wealth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The reason husbands and wives do not understand each other is because they belong to different sexes — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A girl who bonnets a policeman with an ashcan full of bottles is obviously good wife-and-mother timber. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
