After Michael Jordan recently criticized President Obama's golf game, Obama responded by saying that Jordan should spend more time thinking about his… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
We hadn't lost morale. But when you fight for four quarters, it's tough to always bounce back. The offense kept us in… — Barry Alvarez Copy Share Image
I make time to exercise at least four times a week. I mix up running, yoga, barre classes, and rock-climbing to get… — Rose McIver Copy Share Image
You know, punk bands now sell with one record - their first or second record - sell 10 times the amount of… — Eddie Vedder Copy Share Image
My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
Generally the first week in September brings the hottest weather of the year, and this was no exception. Overhead the fans turned… — Shelby Foote Copy Share Image
It is a mystery, and to tell the truth, I am intrigued by mysteries even if this is to be my last… — Dan Simmons Copy Share Image
The incident itself happened in London, but because we were all based at the time in Los Angeles we moved it there.… — Rudolf Buitendach Copy Share Image
I can pretty much spend an entire week talking about how the writing process works, to be honest! It can really vary… — Rhianna Pratchett Copy Share Image
No movie influenced me more to go after my dreams than 'Flashdance.' After seeing it, I took 15 dance lessons a week.… — Elizabeth Berkley Copy Share Image
I first became a vegetarian when I was nine, in response to an argument made by a radical babysitter. My great change… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
The best thing that we can do on climate change is make sure that China converts to a more nuclear future to… — Mark Kirk Copy Share Image
Especially with DVRs nowadays, people have their roster. More and more, it's not just, 'I'll watch what's on at 9 P.M.' They… — Greg Berlanti Copy Share Image
The way to develop inner peace through meditation begins with the recognition that the destroyer of inner peace is not some external… — Dalai Lama Copy Share Image
Some government expenditure actually makes a profit. Our theatre leads the world. Loads of tourists must be attracted by the fact that… — Simon Hoggart Copy Share Image
I usually work out 4 hours a day during the week and 5 to 6 hours on Saturday, with Sundays off. — Shawn Johnson Copy Share Image
Rome wasn't built in a day, and we won't replace fossil fuels with clean energy based on the events of a single… — Michael Brune Copy Share Image
We are watching industries crumble, Wall Street firms disappear, unemployment spike, and unprecedented government intervention. And our designated opinion leaders want to… — Thomas Frank Copy Share Image
The secret of success is to make your mind work for you - not against you. This means constantly being positive, constantly… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
The coming week in The Hague may prove to be one of the most important in the three-and-a-half-billion year history of life… — Tony Juniper Copy Share Image
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said this week there's a good chance we never get bin Laden. bin Laden! We couldn't even get… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Alien abduction movies are always the scariest; no matter how cheesy they are, they still scare me for a week. I live… — Claire Coffee Copy Share Image
Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week. — William Dean Howells Copy Share Image
The statistic that 67 percent of women's admissions to the psychiatric facilities are during the week before menstruation is critically important to… — Ayelet Waldman Copy Share Image
What you have to remember is that baseball isn't a week or a month but a season - and a season is… — Chuck Tanner Copy Share Image
The scientists who are working 80 hours a week trying to do their science are up against PR guys who know how… — Robert Kenner Copy Share Image
It’s much harder for me... I think it’s different when you have an office job, because it’s routine and, you know, you… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
I get a phone call once every 18 months from some mad person who wants me to do something for less than… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Humanity is fickle. They may dress for a morning coronation and never feel the need to change clothes for an execution in… — Calvin Miller Copy Share Image
I grew up on hip-hop. I grew up on Run-D.M.C., Whodini, LL when I was in college, so I'm more of a… — Stuart Scott Copy Share Image
I married two weeks after my 18th birthday, far too young, and by the time I was 23 I was a single… — Sue Townsend Copy Share Image
Signs usually come in threes. The same book is recommended to you several times within the space of a day, for example.… — Doreen Virtue Copy Share Image
He is already past the high point in his life and coming down on the other side. By next week he'll be… — Tony Kornheiser Copy Share Image
At the weekends I eat what I want and during the week I obviously try my best to eat healthier foods. — Maura Higgins Copy Share Image
My girlfriend in eighth grade had been asking her friends when I was going to kiss her. At a dance, my buddy… — Michael Rady Copy Share Image
I shrunk my favourite jeans in my first week of university. I'd never done a wash before. — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
Politics pretty quiet over the week-end. Democrats are attacking and the Republicans are defending. All the Democrats have to do is promise… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Your financial cost can best be figured out when you realize that if you were to devote the same time and energy… — Buddy Hackett Copy Share Image
