Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She'll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The only use for military service is that it reveals the number of morons in the population," he would remark. "And that… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
Okay, gang," I said, "according to blueprints, there's an elevator access panel on the east side of the building. We may get… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
To me, the biggest lesson I`ve learned up till now with two weeks to go before the election, and the thing I… — Chris Hayes Copy Share Image
I believe the United States should join the rest of the world through paid family and medical leave. It would cost us… — Lawrence O'Donnell Copy Share Image
A friend and I flew south with our children. During the week we spent together I took off my shoes, let down… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
I grew up with four T.V. channels. If you missed a show, you missed it. You gotta wait a week for the… — George R. R. Martin Copy Share Image
Some people are tied to five hundred words a day, six days a week. I'm a hesitater. — Ian Mcewan Copy Share Image
An idea fell like a seed and over the next weeks it went on growing like a fig vine lush and conquering… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
The reality is (Clinton's) so-called tax cut is basically giving money to people who largely don't pay taxes, so that it's really… — Phil Gramm Copy Share Image
I've never bought a Dylan record. A singing poet? It just bores me to tears. I've got to tell you, if I… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
Can't nobody do what Fetty Wap does. So when I go to the studio, it may be four to five hours max,… — Fetty Wap Copy Share Image
If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven… — Jim Valvano Copy Share Image
Dharma Bums refusing to subscribe to the general demand that they consume production and therefore have to work for the privilege of… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
My favorite movie of all time is probably 'The Thing Called Love.' It's a formulaic film but it's got River Phoenix, who… — Shiloh Fernandez Copy Share Image
I love dancing to Latin music, so I have a trainer who dances with me for an hour three times a week. — Sofia Vergara Copy Share Image
We've sent a man to the moon and that's 29,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away.… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
If anything, I believe that when I die, I will have to stand in front of all the children who went to… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Actually William wasn't there for quite a bit of the time initially, he wasn't there for Freshers Week, so it did take… — Kate Middleton Copy Share Image
You've got to watch 'Blue Bloods' once a week. There's a message in every show. — Jim Harbaugh Copy Share Image
I've just put my heart and soul in a song and need at least a week to recover. — Beth Gibbons Copy Share Image
I have this idealistic and maybe naive thought that almost any song can be anything. If you record one song today, it… — Sondre Lerche Copy Share Image
A Marine is a Marine. I set that policy two weeks ago - there's no such thing as a former Marine. You're… — James F. Amos Copy Share Image
If you go out eight times and play tennis eight times this week, yeah, it's the same rules, but it's a different… — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image