Not reassuring when weathermen say 'Today will be terrible but don't worry it won't be as terrible as tomorrow or Friday. — Jonah Goldberg Copy Share Image
Weathermen merely forecast rain to keep everyone else off the golf course — Larry David Copy Share Image
The federal government is starting to plan for climate change by making extended forecasts that can help people plan for extreme weather… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Among modern occupations, only cult leaders and TV weathermen rival the technological visionary's ability to retain credibility despite all evidence to the… — Nathan Myhrvold Copy Share Image
Why did God invent economists? To make weathermen feel good about themselves. — David I. Rozenberg Copy Share Image
I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad weather, just… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
Television has borrowed from the carnival midway the barker's tease: "Coming Up Next: a Perfect 10" (Sex? Bo Derek? No, the weatherman… — Edwin Diamond Copy Share Image
I guess they have to label someone the sexiest person in the world, and it is always someone who is on telly… — Mads Mikkelsen Copy Share Image
I've known Woody Weatherman since fifth grade and I'm 46 so that's a long time man. — Reed Mullin Copy Share Image
The weatherman is not only blamed for his failure to foretell, he is blamed for the weather itself. — Chuck Jones Copy Share Image
Woody Weatherman showed me two beats, the "do do dat, do do dat" rock beat and the "ooh at ooh at ooh… — Reed Mullin Copy Share Image
In bed that night I invented a special drain that would be underneath every pillow in New York, and would connect to… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
I began as a weatherman and I learned very quickly I wasn't very good at it. — Bob Iger Copy Share Image
I know that's a little jarring, coming from a Weatherman, but what I mean by being humble is doubting if your action… — Bill Ayers Copy Share Image
I turned my air conditioner the other way around and it got cold out. The weatherman said 'I don't understand it. It… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Seeing Anonymous primarily as a cybersecurity threat is like analyzing the breadth of the antiwar movement and 1960s counterculture by focusing only… — Yochai Benkler Copy Share Image
As for those deserters, malcontents, radicals, incendiaries, the civil and uncivil disobedients among the young, SDS, PLP, Weathermen I and Weathermen II,… — Spiro T. Agnew Copy Share Image
“Weatherman says," Kev scoffed. "I wouldn't trust that silly bugger to know it's raining now.” — Ransom Riggs Copy Share Image
Jumping back into it was easy as apple pie, it was natural. Honestly, I'm not trying to be nostalgic and talk about… — Reed Mullin Copy Share Image
I can't think of a more natural experience in my entire life than playing with Mike Dean, Woody Weatherman again. I really… — Reed Mullin Copy Share Image
I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad weather, just… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
