Being nice Quote by Edwin Diamond

Derek’s like, “So . . . what do you want to do first?” “I don’t know.” “Feel like ice cream?” “It’s, like, three degrees…

— Susane Colasanti

Some of the words that pop up on the show have had terrible connotations. But that's the beauty of 'Countdown.'

— Rachel Riley

Working on 'Comedy Bang Bang,' we're there from 10-7, and that's a pretty light day compared to most other TV shows. Other shows, it's…

— Scott Aukerman

I can get an audience screaming in Las Vegas and say, 'Barbara, that was a great show,' and she'll say, 'Would you please hurry…

— Don Rickles

It is like football with coaches, like, 'We're only going to think about the next game.' It is really true, all you think is,…

— Matt Stone

Our show is about starting over.

— Jai Rodriguez

If it was up to me, every show would start at midnight, and I'd give people the best of me.

— Jeremih

They found me at the kitchen table. Derek said, "There's something we need to tell you," and from the look on Andrew's face, I…

— Kelley Armstrong

All the shows we did pre-airdate, and I'd come out - "Rob Lowe!" - and it was [Offers bored applause.] After the show aired?…

— Rob Lowe

The good Samaritan, he's getting dressed, he's getting ready for the show. He's going to the carnival tonight on Desolation Row.

— Bob Dylan

When you go to a show on opening night, or even the second performance, it is at the very beginning of what it will…

— Susanna Phillips

Six good guest shots on top shows during one season are more than enough and any producer who wants to make me happy could…

— Nipsey Russell