I don't know. Both my parents are dead. So? Wait, I got pictures of their corpses in my wallet. I had them… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Since that day, when people have spoken to me of "genius", I have felt the inside pocket to make sure my wallet's… — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
Capitalism does what it does and money doesn't belong to anybody. It just stays in someone's wallet for a while, then it… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
I want young people to be able to buy into what I design. When I was young, I wanted to buy designer… — Nicola Formichetti Copy Share Image
Economics, as it is often taught today, portrays us as homo economicus-someone who doesn't vote in presidential elections, doesn't return lost wallets,… — Robert H. Frank Copy Share Image
There is no way I’m going out in public like this!” It seemed while I was being tormented at the salon, Bones… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
No, no, it's not all random, if it really was all random, the universe would abandon us completely. and the universe doesn't.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nobody is excused from the excellence trend. Babies are not excused. Starting right after they get out of the womb, modern babies… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
One can understand a person by the way he removes his wallet and puts his hand to take out money. — Boman Irani Copy Share Image
Our broken society is not born out of the triumph of the individual, but out of his effacement. He vanishes, she vanishes,… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
What our generation failed to learn was the nobility of work. An honest day's labor. The worthiness of the man in the… — Charlie LeDuff Copy Share Image
If I'm out to dinner with a group of friends, and somebody offers to pay for the check, I immediately reach for… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
If you want to see a man come to his senses, try something like, Do you happen to carry a rubber in… — Catherine Ryan Hyde Copy Share Image
I hope you brought your wallet, 'cause the rent in Hell gets paid in advance! — Sarge Copy Share Image
It's so funny, because when I was growing up in a small town in New Hampshire, I was obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio… — Eliza Coupe Copy Share Image
I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet. — Al McGuire Copy Share Image
If I walk on the street, if I go to a restaurant, people come to me and say: "Can we take a… — Ai Weiwei Copy Share Image
My father was a guy who, because of the businesses he was in - the hotel business, the hospitality business - he… — Steve Tisch Copy Share Image
I tend to wear a coat more for the fact that I worry if I'm going to get drunk, I'm going to… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
If there were such a thing as an inter-city thieving contest, Ankh-Morpork would bring home the trophy and probably everyone’s wallets. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I don't put cash in my Louis Vuitton wallet. I have it thrown around my bag - jut a whole bunch of… — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image