People should get married because they have finally seen the folly of being single: "Oh, this is all just kind of a… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
On occasion I have observed parents shopping to clothe a son about to enter missionary service. The new suits are fitted, the… — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
Our checks are pale. Our wallets are invalids. Past due, past due, is what our bills are saying and yet we kiss… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
Dennis looked at the puppy in the window. We both did. It was the oddest thing. Normally, puppies in pet store windows… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
I was in China this year and I spent three weeks there with no luggage, in a really not very nice place… — Jill Douglas Copy Share Image
The lost wallet or purse law: No matter how careful you are, assume that you will lose a few. ... Keep grief… — Jennifer James Copy Share Image
Cargo pants freak me out. Too many pockets. I always forget where my wallet is. — Matthew Gray Gubler Copy Share Image
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.'… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
One day, observing a child drinking out of his hands, he cast away the cup from his wallet with the words, "A… — Diogenes Copy Share Image
Take the cards out of your wallet. A debit card is accepted just about everywhere that credit cards are, and you'll be… — Jean Chatzky Copy Share Image
Men worry about childcare with their wallets, women feel it in their wombs. — Allison Pearson Copy Share Image
Paintings are seldom guilty and often framed for crimes they did not commit. Some cover holes-holes in walls, holes in lives. Some… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
I don't carry a wallet. I keep my cards in my pocket and cash in my boots. — Jackson Rathbone Copy Share Image
I suddenly leaned forward,bringing my face close to hers.catching her breath,stifling that laugh and pink tongue,she watched me wide-eyed.I removed the wallet… — Chetan Bhagat Copy Share Image
The human reached inside Wrath’s jacket and started pulling out weapons. Three throwing stars, a switchblade, a handgun, a length of chain.… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
Airplanes are like women - pick what you like and try to get it away from the guy who has it, then… — Stephen Coonts Copy Share Image
Riding a bicycle is about getting back to basics. It's good for the waistline and it's good for the wallet, is what… — Phil Keoghan Copy Share Image
He spoke in telegram-as if every word he used cost five bucks, and he only had a twenty in his wallet. — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
You'll reach into your wallet to brandish a photograph of a new puppy, and a friend will say, 'Oh, no - not… — Caroline Knapp Copy Share Image
Well, it all began with Democracy. Before we had the vote all the power was in the hands of rich people. If… — Tony Benn Copy Share Image
Is it any more moral to dilute the value of the purchasing power of the money you hold in your wallet than… — Ron Paul Copy Share Image
We hear a lot about identity theft when someone takes your wallet and pretends to be you and uses your credit cards.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That no one, no one at all, should try to search into himself! But the wallet of the person in front is… — Aulus Persius Flaccus Copy Share Image