Waitress Quotes · Page 2

If I was a waitress, I was too tired at the end of the day when I came home to try to…

— Ann Patchett

I just thought that Adrienne [Shelly] wrote a great character [for Waitress]. It really was all on the page.

— Keri Russell

I was very poor and I was a waitress, and it's hard to be a poor waitress in New York.

— Kristin Davis

I have been a waitress, and I was a damn fine waitress too, let me tell you.

— Jessica Lange

I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should…

— Frank Carson

All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around.

— Jay Leno

I got lost a lot, and I was a really bad waitress I got lost on the subway.

— Piper Perabo

“Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The waitress arrived with Leo’s Coke and my water, asking for our orders– pulled pork poutine for me because, bad Jew, and…

— Deborah Wilde

I own the restaurant. There are a lot of cooks, waiters and waitresses in this restaurant. They worry about their problems. I…

— Mack Brown

Waiters and waitresses are becoming nicer and much more caring. I used to pay my check, they would say "Thank you." That's…

— Rita Rudner

I wasn't a very good waitress, always spilling things on people and forgetting things. I once spilled ashes all over Mike Wallace's…

— Tracy Pollan

I always thought moving to New York would mean starting over in theater, because I had great work in Chicago and didn't…

— Jessie Mueller

For years while I was working as a waitress, all I wanted to do was get on a TV show. You think,…

— Aya Cash

“I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and that’s all they do. They don’t pull away.…

— Adrienne Shelly

“I ordered a cheeseburger and a beer from a waitress who looked as though she wanted to be in one of those…

— Harlan Coben

“The waitress serving the wedding party was a short young blonde. She took their orders efficiently and delivered everyone’s food correctly. "If…

— Marie Zhuikov

The great thing about Europe is that things have not been represented [as much]. If you open the door of a bar…

— Thomas Bidegain

Coming home, we stopped for a bite to eat and ran into a confused waitress. Had a heart-rending time trying to speak…

— Jim Elliot

“They sat at a metal table covered by stained and cracked Formica laminate. A huge woman with shoulder-length braids pranced over. Baldwin…

— J.T. Ellison

I think that I was lucky that I was 30 when I did 'Love Story', which came with this extravagant pop celebrity.…

— Ali MacGraw

With a pie, the crust is a real delicacy. It's very hard to get it just right because it's got to be…

— Keri Russell

I spent a lot of time listening to people. But it's also true that I liked details and listening to people when…

— Amy Bloom

“I'm sorry about these two," Mike told the waitress. "Just so you know, I'll be embarrassed with you." "It's just that we…

— Shannon Hale

If the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon.

— Maggie Stiefvater

When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the…

— Gelett Burgess

“Caro, you're a pretty girl, but I'd no sooner fuck a good waitress than I'd key my own car”

— Kelly Braffet

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life

— Hunter S. Thompson

“I just smiled and wished hard for the waitress to come back from Cancun or Mazatlan or wherever she was so I…

— Karen MacInerney

My first waitress job was at Johnny Rockets in New Jersey, and then I waited tables at a sports bar.

— Melissa Rauch

I was like a waitress that got a job once in a while, and then Stifler's mom happened, and everything changed.

— Jennifer Coolidge

She winked at me, so I winked bak, where the waitress at? lets get it in motion.

— Dolla

“I can not love you until you can love our beautiful waitress in the simple way that I do.”

— Derrick C. Brown

“The waitress looked a little awkward. “Is all that for both you and your sister?”

— J.R. Ward

I don't care how much evidence the state presented. I've never for one moment believed he murdered that waitress.

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Really, it [the Waitress] was a story about believing in yourself ultimately, and caring enough about yourself to change your life.

— Keri Russell

“You don't have to be in shape to bowl. It's the only sport where there's a way to signal for a cocktail…

— Robin Roberts

I wasn't a good waitress, but I was told that I was very nice and charming, so people liked me anyway.

— Jennifer Aniston

What the hell's a Rachem? Is that some paleontology term that I wouldn't know about because I'm just a waitress?

— Rachel Green

I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.

— Lisa Kudrow