Waitress Quotes · Page 2

I wasn't a good waitress, but I was told that I was very nice and charming, so people liked me anyway.

— Jennifer Aniston

“You don't have to be in shape to bowl. It's the only sport where there's a way to signal for a cocktail…

— Robin Roberts

Being a waitress isn't a career, and I think most people want to make something of themselves and move on.

— Stassi Schroeder

I'm like every waitress in every diner; I'm like every mom driving her kids to school. I'm nothing special at all.

— Katherine Dunn

“Inside Metro Diner, we grab a table near the back. A waitress who clearly ate a water buffalo for breakfast waddles to…

— Victoria Scott

“I can not love you until you can love our beautiful waitress in the simple way that I do.”

— Derrick C. Brown

I don't care how much evidence the state presented. I've never for one moment believed he murdered that waitress.

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Really, it [the Waitress] was a story about believing in yourself ultimately, and caring enough about yourself to change your life.

— Keri Russell

We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, 'I have a problem with…

— Ellen DeGeneres

“I never learn. Like a waitress will bring my meal. “Hey, enjoy your meal.” “You, too. But you don’t have one, do…

— Brian Regan

Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: 'We…

— Dick Gregory

Television, I love it, everything that happened before television lumped together, never caused folks to turn on a street to stare at…

— Bennett Cerf

I've always been melancholic. At a party, everyone would be looking at the glittering chandeliers and I'd be looking at the waitress's…

— Marian Keyes

Eric,” she said, “maybe someday one of the waitresses will get pregnant, and we can go to a baby shower!” “That would…

— Charlaine Harris

I once waited on Sean Connery. A long time ago. This was at the Caledonian Hotel in Edinburgh. They closed down the…

— Tony D'Souza

When I was studying in London, I worked part-time as a waitress. I was teaching drama to kids. I did a lot…

— Kalki Koechlin

I think with the people that they talk about who do waitress and who came from a small town and they hit…

— Meagan Good

“I took care of the next guy in line while I checked out the girl who was boxing up a pecan pie…

— Chris Cannon

I have earned wages as a waitress, a nanny, a librarian, a personnel officer, an agricultural laborer, an advertising secretary, a typesetter,…

— Karen Hesse

I thought I'm going to die. So why can't I do everything? And what is this idea that I worked all day…

— Maya Angelou

Waitresses, soldiers, rickshaw drivers, old ladies selling vegetables - my father would schmooze anybody. He was Clintonesque before the word existed. And,…

— Scott Anderson

Marg Helgenberger and I were waitresses in the same restaurant in Evanston, Illinois. I'm happy to say that that restaurant has since…

— Virginia Madsen

I get heartfelt thanks from all kinds of people. Today I heard from a waitress in Georgia who has lost her job…

— Elizabeth Warren

“After 2 years in London of working 7 shifts 6 nights PW as a singing-waitress in a generic and nameless uniform for…

— Lisa Goldin

“The waitress looked a little awkward. “Is all that for both you and your sister?”

— J.R. Ward

I was like a waitress that got a job once in a while, and then Stifler's mom happened, and everything changed.

— Jennifer Coolidge

My first waitress job was at Johnny Rockets in New Jersey, and then I waited tables at a sports bar.

— Melissa Rauch

She winked at me, so I winked bak, where the waitress at? lets get it in motion.

— Dolla

Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

— Andy Rooney

I've been a waitress for events, but a lady at the Victoria hotel in Yorkshire showed me how to do it properly.

— Vicky Krieps

Waitress!" Hedge called. "Six double espressos, and whatever these guys want. Put it on the girl's tab.

— Rick Riordan

I was a waitress at a local pub. I was really bad with money and it taught me the value of it…

— Francesca Hayward

When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it anyway.

— Anonymous

I was a waitress for a couple of years when I was 18 and with my first pay packet, I paid for…

— Davina McCall

The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you.

— John Lennon

I was a waitress years ago when I was first trying to become an actress, waiting tables in New York City.

— Kim Dickens

“She was a coffee-spilling, plate-dropping wreck of a waitress who surprised herself the few times she got an order right.”

— Grace Mattioli

When a waitress brings the food, old men look at the food while young men look at the waitress.

— Nikhil Saluja

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I…

— Yogi Berra

My mom was a waitress, and my dad was a plumber who worked for the City of San Clemente fixing mains breaks,…

— Shaun White