Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
My mother and father had so many ups and downs and stayed with each other and helped each other. My mother took… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
I wouldn't say that my experience making it [the Waitress] was necessarily uplifting, but watching it with an audience, I was surprised… — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
There's something very funny about giving a menial task to a genius and watching him find so much complexity and overanalyse it… — Simon Helberg Copy Share Image
I think I'm a kind of a person who works hard at whatever I do, literally from being a waitress to being… — Teri Hatcher Copy Share Image
The service in L.A. is the best. You don't get sarcastic, surly, fed-up waiters and waitresses like you do in England. They're… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I've been a single parent for a long time. It reminds me of being a waitress. As you walk back to the… — Cherie Lunghi Copy Share Image
I'd much rather have sat there and just been a fly on the wall, instead of having to smile at people. I'd… — Jennifer Saunders Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter whether you are a waitress or CEO --the question is are you true to yourself, are you improving the… — Her Majesty Queen Noor Copy Share Image
I have physical problems with listening to reggae. It's weird, I don't know why. It doesn't fit the way my heart pounds,… — Nina Persson Copy Share Image
Dear Baby, I hope someday somebody wants to hold you for 20 minutes straight and that's all they do. They don't pull… — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
pulled into my convenient neighborhood fast food restaurant. I ordered shrimp salad, onion rings, and a beer. The shrimp were straight out… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
...Baltimore. It's imperfect. Boy, is it imperfect. And there are parts of its past that make you wince. It's not all marble… — Laura Lippman Copy Share Image
My first job was as a waitress, and I waitressed for a long, long time. I was a very bad waitress. I… — Cheryl Hines Copy Share Image
“When I was little – eight or nine – I used to scare myself by looking up at the stars. You can… — Annalisa Crawford Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were a stranger playing a gig in this pub where I was waitressing. I felt… — Crystal Hudson Copy Share Image
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think as a writer one of the benefits is that you can put things that you're interested in into your books.… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
“If I’m not good enough because I’m a waitress, don't settle for me, don't sink down to my level. You don't deserve… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Kelsey was jealous of the waitress. I almost laughed. This beautiful girl was absolutely perfect for me. How could I look at… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
I never pictured myself in California. I just thought I would be a character actress in New York on the stage. I… — Rhea Perlman Copy Share Image
I was working as a cocktail waitress in a heavy metal bar. Then, my manager said I should try some acting, which… — Britta Phillips Copy Share Image
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago." "Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers madly.… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
My cousin Louie, we walk into a bar, and he says, Dom, I think that waitress knows me. What do you think… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
“The waitress returns, cutting into possibly the most bizarre way a pregnancy can be announced. At a Mexican restaurant. With a tequila… — Krista Ritchie Copy Share Image
Waitress asked, 'Can I get you guys something to drink?' I'm alone. She giggled at her flub. I solemnly said, 'She's only… — Kevin Pereira Copy Share Image
If your knowledge is in your hands and in your mind, then nobody can take it away from you. Be kind and… — GloZell Copy Share Image
“What are you going to have?” he asked. “A nervous breakdown,” she muttered and opened her menu. So we’ll tell the waitress… — Jessica Bird Copy Share Image
People who treat waitresses or waiters rudely - or taxi drivers - I have very little tolerance for those people. They work… — Chloe Sevigny Copy Share Image
“When we are true to ourselves, and follow these impulses that sweat from our compressed and broken souls we may just find… — Danielle Rohr Copy Share Image
I was a hot-dog stand lady, I was an orphan housemother, I was a waitress 3 or 4 times. All of those… — Barbara Corcoran Copy Share Image
Refills are free,” the waitress tells us with a frown, like she’s hoping we’re not the kind of people who ask for… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
A movie of mine is going to be released in Japan next year. I play a waitress who's a really regular girl… — Chiaki Kuriyama Copy Share Image
[Adrienne Shelly] explain exactly what she was looking for. This was her movie [Waitress].She also wrote the songs that I sing in… — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
I was a waitress. I was pretty good at it. I liked to solve those puzzles-you know, when to put the dinner… — Catherine Keener Copy Share Image
I loved being a waitress. At times I think...I'd just like to go back and be a waitress for a few weeks… — Evangeline Lilly Copy Share Image
“You know that feeling when you’re at your favorite restaurant and you see the waitress coming with your food, that happy feeling… — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
My mother was a very wonderful woman. When she and my dad divorced, she moved to California and worked two jobs in… — Dolores Huerta Copy Share Image
I do think it [the Waitress] speaks in a positive way for women and it was surprising for me to see it… — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
My mother was a waitress in a Lyons Corner House, but she married up. She was keen on bettering herself. She taught… — Charles Dance Copy Share Image