When I go into a restaurant, the waitress who brings me my meal, the cook in the back who prepared it, the… — Gene Veith Copy Share Image
A poet could write volumes about diners, because they're so beautiful. They're brightly lit, with chrome and booths and Naugahyde and great… — David Lynch Copy Share Image
The waitress comes over to me like, 'What'chu readin' for?' I had never been asked that. Not 'What am I reading?' but… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
In practice, you realise that most attempts to feed your baby in a public space will be met with subtle but palpable… — Rowan Pelling Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry. I can't serve him that item," the waitress said, only somewhat surprising her since she had a pretty good idea… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
I was at a restaurant, and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress understood me. She asked me,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress, being responsible… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I said, "I'll take the T-bone steak." A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow." And I looked up and realized The waitress was… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
I was playing golf in Palm Springs and after a round I asked the waitress in a restaurant to bring me a… — Arnold Palmer Copy Share Image
Tipping generally changes depending on where you are in the world. In Britain you don't always have to tip, but I always… — Andy Murray Copy Share Image
After so many drive-in waitresses becoming movie stars, there has been this real drought, when along come class; somebody who actually went… — Billy Wilder Copy Share Image
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Gansey looked at the handwritten ticket for the pizza in his hand. According to the bubbly writing, their waitress’s name had been… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were a stranger playing a gig in this pub where I was waitressing. I felt… — Crystal Hudson Copy Share Image
Dear Baby, I hope someday somebody wants to hold you for 20 minutes straight and that's all they do. They don't pull… — Keri Russell Copy Share Image
I have physical problems with listening to reggae. It's weird, I don't know why. It doesn't fit the way my heart pounds,… — Nina Persson Copy Share Image
“When I was little – eight or nine – I used to scare myself by looking up at the stars. You can… — Annalisa Crawford Copy Share Image
My first job was as a waitress, and I waitressed for a long, long time. I was a very bad waitress. I… — Cheryl Hines Copy Share Image
...Baltimore. It's imperfect. Boy, is it imperfect. And there are parts of its past that make you wince. It's not all marble… — Laura Lippman Copy Share Image
pulled into my convenient neighborhood fast food restaurant. I ordered shrimp salad, onion rings, and a beer. The shrimp were straight out… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Olive's private view is that life depends on what she thinks of as "big bursts" and "little bursts." Big bursts are things… — Elizabeth Strout Copy Share Image
This was a dream. A very bad, bad dream, brought on by liver poisoning from too many gin and tonics. Here it… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
I don't know if I can handle living in Tokyo. I feel like the culture shock would be so intense, especially with… — Stephen Bruner Copy Share Image
I like things to be orderly. For seven years I ate at Bob's Big Boy. I would go at 2:30, after the… — David Copy Share Image
“And now, the waitress standing in front of them. She was beaming, as if Ian had just handed her a puppy with… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“The waitress walk away. Everyone look's at each other and then laugh. The laugh it feel so cathartic. It break the ice… — Seinfeld 2000 Copy Share Image
