Waitress Quotes · Page 3

“Who's to say I'm not an entirely different person? Because I am. You have to understand, five years ago I was a…

— Lady Gaga

I worked as a secretary, a waitress and a dance teacher - all in high school.

— Jennie Garth

I feel so fortunate and lucky I don't have to be a waitress or a bartender or a personal trainer.

— Abbie Cobb

I just thought that Adrienne [Shelly] wrote a great character [for Waitress]. It really was all on the page.

— Keri Russell

If I was a waitress, I was too tired at the end of the day when I came home to try to…

— Ann Patchett

I wanted to be a comedian. I wanted to meet waitresses and felt that being a comedian was my best way to…

— Dana Gould

My later jobs as a waitress felt like a posh paradise after my first one at Boston Market.

— Kat Timpf

If the waitress gives her a coloring book and crayons she's too young for you bro!

— Anonymous

Slap the waitress on the booty, tell her get another round (another round) and when I make it rain, money all over…

— Yung Joc

I staggered into a Manchester bar late one night on a tour and the waitress said "You look as if you need…

— Terry Pratchett

For seven years after college, I was a waitress at the Buttercup Bakery in Berkeley, and from there I got a job…

— Suze Orman

I'd gone into that restaurant and sat down and the waitress had taken my order and everybody else had seen me with…

— Derek Jacobi

I grew up thinking that because I couldn't read, I was stupid and would never amount to anything. I worked my way…

— Suze Orman

Enchantment can be done with writing but I think enchantment is basically a prospective or an operating system for life. That you…

— Guy Kawasaki

I'll bet I'm as old as you are." "I'm older than Sanskrit." "Well, I was waitress at the Last Supper." "I'm so…

— Tom Robbins

I've always had this American-pie face that would get work in commercials... I'd say things like, 'Hi, Marge, how's your laundry?' and…

— Teri Garr

“The woman set Sig's chocolate orgy out in front of her and deposited my steak on the table. "Y'all must work out,"…

— Elliott James

I don't like people who are hypocritical, who pretend to be nice, particularly in show business when they're nice on camera, and…

— Simon Cowell

“He was nice. But the waitress spilled a drink in my lap during dinner, and then I noticed he had a piece…

— Maisey Yates

“Here came the waitress. She had on a mini-skirt, high heels, see-through blouse with padded brassiere. Everything was too small for her:…

— Charles Bukowski

Just being aware of what you are about to do greatly diminishes the tendency to do what you don't want to. You…

— Srikumar Rao

Gregory Peck was so charismatic. I saw a woman fall down - fall down! - when she saw him in a restaurant.…

— Val Kilmer

“From "Lunchtime At The Justice Cafe" : The waitress snarled a grin that lasted just long enough to show a mouthful of…

— Ken Goldman

Kindle, isn’t it?” the waitress asked. “I got one for Christmas, and I love it. I’m reading my way through all of…

— Stephen King

I wasn't the best waitress in the world, but I was cheerful and worked hard.

— Lucy Alibar

You gon have another drink or you just gon babysit, on to the next one, somebody call da waitress.

— Jay Z

Once I cried in a restaurant because the waitress told me I couldn't eat my soup with a fork, I had to…

— Liam Payne

Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters.

— Ray Romano

If I only did theatre I would have had to waitress, and I didn't want to waitress.

— Kim Cattrall

I was a hostess, a waitress, a cafe manager, and a prep chef. For one job, I had to wear a hat…

— Jenna Blum

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life

— Hunter S. Thompson

“Caro, you're a pretty girl, but I'd no sooner fuck a good waitress than I'd key my own car”

— Kelly Braffet

“I just smiled and wished hard for the waitress to come back from Cancun or Mazatlan or wherever she was so I…

— Karen MacInerney

If the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon.

— Maggie Stiefvater

When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the…

— Gelett Burgess

“Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise.”

— Jarod Kintz

All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around.

— Jay Leno

I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should…

— Frank Carson

I got lost a lot, and I was a really bad waitress I got lost on the subway.

— Piper Perabo

I have been a waitress, and I was a damn fine waitress too, let me tell you.

— Jessica Lange