Waitress Quotes · Page 3

“Inside Metro Diner, we grab a table near the back. A waitress who clearly ate a water buffalo for breakfast waddles to…

— Victoria Scott

I'm like every waitress in every diner; I'm like every mom driving her kids to school. I'm nothing special at all.

— Katherine Dunn

Being a waitress isn't a career, and I think most people want to make something of themselves and move on.

— Stassi Schroeder

I needed to pay for my horses in Warwickshire, and I couldn't do that off a waitress' wage.

— Edie Campbell

I am a granddaughter of immigrants, put myself through college as a waitress, and I started my career as a computer programmer.

— Jacky Rosen

Heard she f***ed the doorman. Well thats cool I f***ed the waitress.

— Kanye West

If home is to have a greater lure than a tavern the wife must be at least as cheerful as the waitress.

— Phyllis Schlafly

Patrick Kenzie asking a bemused waitress for a newspaper in smalltown USA. 'It's like a homepage without a scroll button?'

— Dennis Lehane

I was keen to earn my own money from an early age. I had a job as a paper girl in my…

— Alice Roberts

I've never had a terrible job. I've been a cook, waitress, bookseller, teacher, freelance writer. I know what the bad jobs are,…

— Ann Patchett

The thing I loved about this movie [Waitress] when I read the script was that it was exactly the kind of film…

— Keri Russell

I was raised by my grandparents, and they always made sure that I had a pencil and some paper, whether we were…

— Jarrett J. Krosoczka

If you do not smile, you are judged lacking in a 'pleasing personality' - and you need to have a pleasing personality…

— Erich Fromm

Auditioning for television shows - to find a guy who has a lot of experience as a laborer is a bit of…

— Nick Offerman

Being a waitress can be a very brutal job sometimes, and I remember during the training, the person said to me, "The…

— Brit Marling

I started in the restaurant business at the age of 19 as a waitress. I loved the atmosphere and the camaraderie of…

— Anne Burrell

At first it was the incomes of corporations, then of rich citizens, then of well-provided widows and opulent workers, and finally the…

— Frank Chodorov

I went to the University of Georgia for a year before I left, and then I went to live with Eileen Ford…

— Kim Basinger

I don't know if I can handle living in Tokyo. I feel like the culture shock would be so intense, especially with…

— Stephen Bruner

This was a dream. A very bad, bad dream, brought on by liver poisoning from too many gin and tonics. Here it…

— Jeaniene Frost

“The waitress walk away. Everyone look's at each other and then laugh. The laugh it feel so cathartic. It break the ice…

— Seinfeld 2000

“And now, the waitress standing in front of them. She was beaming, as if Ian had just handed her a puppy with…

— Rick Riordan

I like things to be orderly. For seven years I ate at Bob's Big Boy. I would go at 2:30, after the…

— David

Olive's private view is that life depends on what she thinks of as "big bursts" and "little bursts." Big bursts are things…

— Elizabeth Strout

I wanted to be a landscape architect, but I trained as a teacher; I worked in publishing; I was a waitress.

— Deborah Moggach

I was a single mom with two kids. What else was I going to do? It was either be in a band…

— Chrissie Hynde

I worked as a secretary, a waitress and a dance teacher - all in high school.

— Jennie Garth

“Who's to say I'm not an entirely different person? Because I am. You have to understand, five years ago I was a…

— Lady Gaga

I feel so fortunate and lucky I don't have to be a waitress or a bartender or a personal trainer.

— Abbie Cobb

My mom was a waitress, and my dad was a plumber who worked for the City of San Clemente fixing mains breaks,…

— Shaun White

When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I…

— Yogi Berra

“She was a coffee-spilling, plate-dropping wreck of a waitress who surprised herself the few times she got an order right.”

— Grace Mattioli

When a waitress brings the food, old men look at the food while young men look at the waitress.

— Nikhil Saluja

I was a waitress years ago when I was first trying to become an actress, waiting tables in New York City.

— Kim Dickens

The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you.

— John Lennon

I was a waitress for a couple of years when I was 18 and with my first pay packet, I paid for…

— Davina McCall

When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it anyway.

— Anonymous

I've been a waitress for events, but a lady at the Victoria hotel in Yorkshire showed me how to do it properly.

— Vicky Krieps

I was a waitress at a local pub. I was really bad with money and it taught me the value of it…

— Francesca Hayward

Waitress!" Hedge called. "Six double espressos, and whatever these guys want. Put it on the girl's tab.

— Rick Riordan