The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
It's so much easier for me to talk about my life in front of two thousand people than it is one-to-one. I'm a real… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
When you're running down the street on fire, people get out of your way! — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
Now they're calling taking drugs an epidemic - that's cos white folks are doing it. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
You work your butt off and somebody says you can't have your record played because it offends them. Tyrants are made of such stuff. — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
