Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is a day where guys separate their Hoes from their Ladies. — Antoinette Byers Copy Share Image
I'm a bit of a curmudgeon. I don't like Valentine's Day and New Year's and Halloween. — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
Happy Valentine's Day to your pants pocket since it calls me more than you do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is a perfect time to reject the idea that the ideal man is taller, richer, more knowledgeable, more renowned, or… — Stephanie Coontz Copy Share Image
Always tell someone how you feel,because opportunities are lost in the blink of an eye but regret can last for a lifetime.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Real love binds two souls together for keeps and it's called soul mates. Give her/him your whole heart. Happy Valentine's Day.” — Euginia Herlihy Copy Share Image
I enjoy celebrating Valentine's Day. It's a nice way to say you're thinking about your family, someone special, or dear friends. — Camila Alves Copy Share Image
Do you know how I am going to have a great Valentine's Day? I'm got to sit in a bed of roses,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Talking about Valentine's Day. Couples walking around, laughing and cuddling each other... And I'm like: Bitch, *myself* will buy me a chocolate! — Anna Dawn Copy Share Image
“Real love is an appreciable place of safety and nobility. Keep the fire burning. Happy Valentine's Day.” — Euginia Herlihy Copy Share Image
I'm not really a fan of Valentine's Day. I think it can be romantic doing nothing on Valentine's Day. It's more romantic… — Gabriella Wilde Copy Share Image
People love in different ways. You may have a man who brings you flowers every Monday but doesn't give two hooty-hoots about… — Jada Pinkett Smith Copy Share Image
Think of your worst nightmare and never waking up from that. That would be the rest of your life married to this… — Ryan Seacrest Copy Share Image
Apollo has peeped through the shutter, And awaken'd the witty and fair; The boarding-school belle's in a flutter, The twopenny post's in… — Winthrop Mackworth Praed Copy Share Image
“Karm chhode ae pade. Ten karmo chhodi didha to tu padvano. Karma na fal chho de te chhade.Tame prem karo. Valentine's day… — Jay Vasavada Copy Share Image
“One Valentine's Day I woke up to find that my husband had laid a trail of red hearts from the bed and… — Lynne Graham Copy Share Image
Valentines Day is the day we celebrate real love. A love so strong that two hearts become one. And when she's happy,… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I do not want to limit my celebration of 'love' to just twenty-four hours in a year. I would like to pamper… — Sherlyn Chopra Copy Share Image
“Depressed people tended to end things on special occasions and party goers drank too much and then got behind the wheels of… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
I hate Valentine's day. It is a day for nothing but disappointment. — Larisa Oleynik Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is definitely one of those days where it's either awesome or it's a downer. — Judah Friedlander Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is only three weeks away. So remember, it's not too late to break-up. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
My best Valentine's Day was when someone gave me a teddy bear. It was a really, really big bear! — Dinah-Jane Hansen Copy Share Image
I add relation, and I buy a ship; That's the relationship that I'll use this Valentine day — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just remember that being alone on Valentine's Day is no different than any other day of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentine's day is coming up? Dammmmmmmmmmnit, I forgot to get a girlfriend again!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Roses are red, violets are blue. If your man is busy on Valentines Day, then the side chick is you. — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
“Fifteen percent of women send themselves flowers on Valentine’s Day” — Adam Anderson Copy Share Image
Here's my problem. On Valentine's Day the flowers are wilting and so am I. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
