Valentine's Day is a day where guys separate their Hoes from their Ladies. — Antoinette Byers Copy Share Image
I'm a bit of a curmudgeon. I don't like Valentine's Day and New Year's and Halloween. — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“Did you send candy and flowers on Valentine's Day, Wells? It's okay, you know. He was a saint.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
To me, Valentine's Day is not merely limited to a lover but speaks of universal love. — Dimple Kapadia Copy Share Image
Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Happy Valentine's Day. Hope you're spending the evening with someone special. Or at least with some one who doesn't stink. — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
Every year of my life, my dad has sent me a Valentine's Day gift. Whether I was in the same house or… — Sevyn Streeter Copy Share Image
It's Valentine's Day and so it means that Love is in the air. Let's breathe it, enjoy it and then share it… — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
Dear single people, don't be sad if you don't have a valentine on valentine's day. Many people don't have cancer on world… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is unfair to celebrate only one day in the name of Love, because every day is Valentine's day for those who… — Praise Jonathan Copy Share Image
When I was young, we didn't celebrate February 14. For us, Valentine's Day meant Saraswati Puja. And just a single day in… — Prosenjit Chatterjee Copy Share Image
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
February is a month of months, and there is one special day: Valentine's Day on the 14th. I know it's still a… — Ed Helms Copy Share Image
I'm anti-Valentine's Day. I don't believe - and this goes for anybody - your man shouldn't love you for one day out… — Carrie Underwood Copy Share Image
If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
“The door creaked and I lifted my eyes to see Gee stick her head back inside. “It’s cal ed Valentine’s Day, you… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I hate Valentine's Day. I think every day should be a day of romance. Then, on Valentine's Day, you should get to… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
“There's always an Oswald. There's always the husband who takes his wife to Paris for Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day? The rest of… — Charles Krauthammer Copy Share Image
“EL Ideas- Chef Phillip Foss Valentine's Day Menu freeze pop- honeydew/truffle/bitters shake and fries- potato/vanilla/leek black cod- black rice/black garlic/black radish cauliflower-… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
Have I told u before how lucky I have been to share my life with u ..? There is no gift in… — Sanjida Hasan Copy Share Image
“As a teenager Valentine’s Day was a stressful time. Either I didn’t have a “girlfriend” and was forced to endure a day… — Aaron Blaylock Copy Share Image
“[Anna] In February, I woke up from a nap. A bouquet of flowers gathered from the various bushes and shrubs scattered around… — Tracey Garvis-Graves Copy Share Image
“As a child Valentine’s Day was fun. You got to design your own little heart-laden box to accept all your classmate’s Valentine’s.… — Aaron Blaylock Copy Share Image
Let's get this fucking party started We're back again With more drama through your stereo It's Snow White's Poison Bite LET'S GO!… — Snow Whites Posions Bite Copy Share Image
Have I told u before how lucky I have been to share my life with u ..? There is no gift in… — Sanjida Hasan Copy Share Image
“My wedding day took place on a non-descript afternoon in the middle of January, well away from any big deal occasions like… — Kerry Fisher Copy Share Image
![“[Anna] In February, I woke up from a nap. A bouquet of flowers gathered from the various bushes and shrubs scattered around the island lay on the blanket beside me, a small length of rope wound around their stems. I found T.J. down at the shore. “Someone’s been checking the calendar.” He grinned…” quote by Tracey Garvis-Graves](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85a/tracey-garvis-graves-14585_quote_anna-in-february-i-woke-up-from-a-nap-a_1163757.jpg)
![“Let's get this fucking party started We're back again With more drama through your stereo It's Snow White's Poison Bite LET'S GO! DIE! Doom Doom Doomed On Valentine's Day She's just a girl and she's so strange February 14th's never the same [x2] So come on everybody Let's save this girl This is a…” quote by Snow Whites Posions Bite](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea7/snow-whites-posions-bite-18614_better-together_let-s-get-this-fucking-party-started-we_955625.jpg)
