Valentine's Day is coming! Dammit I forgot to find a boyfriend again!.. :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Valentine's Day, I want you to know exactly how I feel about you in someone else's words. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet.” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
Don't wait until valentine's Day to make your girlfriend, wife or booty call fat or fatter. — Realest Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Rest assured that however crappy your Valentine's Day is, Instagram can make it look romantic... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
January is the best time of year for gym owners. You all come. It's great! And then, by Valentine's Day, you're not… — David Kirsch Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is the best day of the year because that's when we get to exchange gifts, express our love and get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. My favorite… — Ginnifer Goodwin Copy Share Image
The art of listening is a vital component to a relationship that thrives every day of the year, making Valentine's Day so… — Joshua Rosenthal Copy Share Image
The 99 Cent Only Store is calling itself your Valentine's Day headquarters. Guys, if that's your Valentine's Day headquarters, you can also… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
The only time Valentine's Day has any bearing on my life is when I'm dating someone, or if I'm in a relationship.… — Greg Dulli Copy Share Image
“May your Valentine’s Day be filled with adoration, pampering, and a pair of gorgeous, tiny-heeled Jimmy Choo sandals that are completely useless… — Cecily Von Ziegesar Copy Share Image
“Love doesn’t have to be on Valentine’s Day. It doesn’t have to be by the time you turn eighteen or thirty-three or… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
New Rule: This Valentine’s Day Americans must remember that politicians are like a box of chocolates. We bite into them to find… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Clouds never get tired of giving rain to us; and you, you must never get tired of giving your love! Valentine's Day… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
I have never once celebrated a Valentine's Day as a romantic holiday. For me, it's another opportunity to tell my kids or… — Delilah Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes. [..] I'll buy some cookies, but NOT for Valentine's… — Anna Howard Shaw Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is celebrated a little differently here in L.A. Nobody eats chocolate because of the calories, so people give each other… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“She opened the fridge and took out butter and eggs and left them on the worktop. She filled the cups of four… — Roisin Meaney Copy Share Image
“I've been waiting for you," he murmured. Aphrodite slowly walked across the balcony, as her mind raced, trying to think of the… — Jennifer Paquette Copy Share Image
The boy sat at his desk, Watching, Observing, Always aware. He saw the joy, The friendships, Heard the giggles, Yet knew these… — Eric Nickel Copy Share Image
“As a young adult I became disenchanted with Valentine’s Day. I’d tell anyone who’d listen that Valentine’s Day was for rotten lovers… — Aaron Blaylock Copy Share Image
“My wedding day took place on a non-descript afternoon in the middle of January, well away from any big deal occasions like… — Kerry Fisher Copy Share Image
“Valentine's Day is just a capitalist scam, designed to make people currently in a relationship spend unnecessary money in a fruitless attempt… — Heather Hepler Copy Share Image
I thought valentine's day will certainly makes some difference, I must say shorten some differnces, but the things r as it is… — Vivek Bhandari Copy Share Image
“Then, Valentine’s Day came. There was a dance, and balloons and flowers and cheaply made rings and all sorts of lame teddy… — A.S. King Copy Share Image
Idealizing the reality of past romances won't do you any favors as you face Valentine's Day alone. — Amy Morin Copy Share Image