“Valentine's Day. The most ridiculous Hallmark excuse for a holiday ever.” — Kim Askew Copy Share Image
Happy Valentine's Day. Let's spread our love bigger and sweeter than yesterday. — Reny Copy Share Image
She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
If every lover was treated like they matter everyday; Valentine's Day wouldn't be so special. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day isn't always as much fun as many of us would like. — Helen Baxendale Copy Share Image
“I'd never done Valentine's Day before. We didn't celebrate it in Catholic School. I understood Valentine's Day, as a concept. The naked… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
Valentine's day was so much better in elementary school because no one was left out, the whole class was your valentine — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
“Real love understands, communicates without fail, forgives without an apology. Try to practise forgiveness in daily basis. Happy Valentine's Day.” — Euginia Herlihy Copy Share Image
You are my sun and stars, my night, my day, My seasons, summer, winter, my sweet spring, My world, my thoughts, my… — Nirmal Suthar Copy Share Image
What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
“True love admits wrongdoing, it makes an effort to make amends and doesn't dwell in yesterday's mistake. Always love one another. Happy… — Euginia Herlihy Copy Share Image
When I was in the seventh grade, I had a girlfriend. I used to save up some of my pocket money to… — Pulkit Samrat Copy Share Image
“Okay love birds -listen up! I have an announcement to make. Today is the 14th of February and it is a special… — Euginia Herlihy Copy Share Image
Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
“What was that? Valentine's Day? Her heart gave a little skip at the thought, she had never spent it in a romantic… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
Any guy hates Valentine's Day. Even if you're in love, you can't win on Valentine's Day. If you're married, you can't win… — Vince Vaughn Copy Share Image
“If I could do all of that on February 14th, it would be a personal best for me. Something to share with… — Zack Love Copy Share Image
Mother's Day is a torment if your mother is dead. Valentine's Day is a torment if you don't got one. And at… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
“Christ girl, Ι wasn't even going to bite you. Well, not the way you're thinking." "I'm flattered you want to fuck me… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
Stop complaining about not having a date for valentine's day. think of all the people who don't have moms for mother's day… — Katrina Buiel Copy Share Image
I love you and I cannot hide it Have tried to keep my sanity but the more I try to resist,the more… — Emmanuel Tamatey Copy Share Image
“EL Ideas- Chef Phillip Foss Valentine's Day Menu freeze pop- honeydew/truffle/bitters shake and fries- potato/vanilla/leek black cod- black rice/black garlic/black radish cauliflower-… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
“My mother was born on Valentine’s Day and because of that, I have oddly always loved Valentine’s Day. I have friends who… — Ada Limon Copy Share Image
“Now as a slightly less young adult Valentine’s Day is an oasis of sorts. I’ve become one of those rotten lovers who… — Aaron Blaylock Copy Share Image
“The thing was, I forgot that Valentine's Day when you were single was completely different from when you were in a relationship.… — Jessica Gadziala Copy Share Image
“We’re trying to figure women out,” he explained. “What, in your opinion, would be the best Valentine’s Day present ever?” “We’re easy… — Elle Aycart Copy Share Image
“February is pitiless, and it is boring. That parade of red numerals on its page adds up to zero: birthdays of politicians,… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
May your Valentine's Day be full of all the sinful things people are giving up for Lent. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentine's day is somewhat weird it makes me happy,and for the next day,it make me cry — Cath Chatto Copy Share Image
I can already smell all the roses I'm not going to receive on Valentine's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand? — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
To me, Valentine's Day is not merely limited to a lover but speaks of universal love. — Dimple Kapadia Copy Share Image
“Did you send candy and flowers on Valentine's Day, Wells? It's okay, you know. He was a saint.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
