Any dude that waits till Valentine's day to treat his woman like a queen is failing 364 days a year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear singles don't be sad if you don't have a valentine on valentine's day.Many people don't have cancer on world's cancer day… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Sure, okay, enjoy World Book Day but celebrating reading one day a year is like "getting some" only on Valentine's Day.” — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
“On Valentine’s Day, 2002, we got engaged. But Michael and I would never reconcile. We never spoke to each other again.” — Corey Feldman Copy Share Image
“I’ll start in the middle: Winter 2006: I’m sitting topless in the oncologist’s office on Valentine’s Day. Cancer is a bitch. It… — Gail Konop Baker Copy Share Image
I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. It gets in the way of Black History Month. Cupid didn't free any slaves. — Damien Lemon Copy Share Image
Do you know how I am going to have a great Valentine's Day? I'm got to sit in a bed of roses,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I enjoy celebrating Valentine's Day. It's a nice way to say you're thinking about your family, someone special, or dear friends. — Camila Alves Copy Share Image
“Love doesn’t have to be on Valentine’s Day. It doesn’t have to be by the time you turn eighteen or thirty-three or… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
The only time Valentine's Day has any bearing on my life is when I'm dating someone, or if I'm in a relationship.… — Greg Dulli Copy Share Image
“May your Valentine’s Day be filled with adoration, pampering, and a pair of gorgeous, tiny-heeled Jimmy Choo sandals that are completely useless… — Cecily Von Ziegesar Copy Share Image
To someone good, Roses are dead, and Violets are too... If I had the power to rename Valentine's Day, I would call… — Scot Copy Share Image
For Valentine's Day, I wrote my crush a song and had it professionally recorded. I never released it, though, because I wanted… — Cody Simpson Copy Share Image
I've realized that although Valentine's Day can be a cheesy money making stint to most people, it's a day of expressing love… — Reeva Steenkamp Copy Share Image
When I was 19, I celebrated my first Valentine's Day while being in a relationship. I was so excited, but didn't know… — Carly Craig Copy Share Image
Well, they can't all be great, right? I can think of 1,000 things I'd rather do than acknowledge Valentine's Day. I love… — Scot Copy Share Image
“Real love binds two souls together for keeps and it's called soul mates. Give her/him your whole heart. Happy Valentine's Day.” — Euginia Herlihy Copy Share Image
“Real love is an appreciable place of safety and nobility. Keep the fire burning. Happy Valentine's Day.” — Euginia Herlihy Copy Share Image
Talking about Valentine's Day. Couples walking around, laughing and cuddling each other... And I'm like: Bitch, *myself* will buy me a chocolate! — Anna Dawn Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is a perfect time to reject the idea that the ideal man is taller, richer, more knowledgeable, more renowned, or… — Stephanie Coontz Copy Share Image
When I was in the seventh grade, I had a girlfriend. I used to save up some of my pocket money to… — Pulkit Samrat Copy Share Image
Always tell someone how you feel,because opportunities are lost in the blink of an eye but regret can last for a lifetime.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Real love understands, communicates without fail, forgives without an apology. Try to practise forgiveness in daily basis. Happy Valentine's Day.” — Euginia Herlihy Copy Share Image
“True love admits wrongdoing, it makes an effort to make amends and doesn't dwell in yesterday's mistake. Always love one another. Happy… — Euginia Herlihy Copy Share Image
What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
You are my sun and stars, my night, my day, My seasons, summer, winter, my sweet spring, My world, my thoughts, my… — Nirmal Suthar Copy Share Image
Valentine's day was so much better in elementary school because no one was left out, the whole class was your valentine — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
The 99 Cent Only Store is calling itself your Valentine's Day headquarters. Guys, if that's your Valentine's Day headquarters, you can also… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“I'd never done Valentine's Day before. We didn't celebrate it in Catholic School. I understood Valentine's Day, as a concept. The naked… — Trevor Noah Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. My favorite… — Ginnifer Goodwin Copy Share Image
The art of listening is a vital component to a relationship that thrives every day of the year, making Valentine's Day so… — Joshua Rosenthal Copy Share Image
As the World Champion, every day is pretty much like Valentine's Day for me - as far as hooking up with the… — Judah Friedlander Copy Share Image
When I retired from the NFL, my son was born on my birthday two weeks later, which is Valentine's Day. Imagine having… — Jim Kelly Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is the best day of the year because that's when we get to exchange gifts, express our love and get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
January is the best time of year for gym owners. You all come. It's great! And then, by Valentine's Day, you're not… — David Kirsch Copy Share Image
It's called Valentine's Day, you moron. If you're going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays. — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
