There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I have here in my hand a list of two hundred and five people that were known to the Secretary of State… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm so frightened of these two people, Bill and Hillary [Clintons], that I'm making an all-out effort to make the truth known… — Michael Savage Copy Share Image
In art, there are only two types of people: revolutionaries and plagiarists. And in the end, doesn't the revolutionary's work become official,… — Paul Gauguin Copy Share Image
When you see a merger between two giants in a declining industry, it can look like the financial version of a couple… — Adam Davidson Copy Share Image
There were several appeals, but I ruined it all by escaping after three years inside. I was being transported to court and… — Nick Yarris Copy Share Image
There are much better ways to handle the delicate male ego. With a two-by-four? Only as a last resort and never in… — Lora Leigh Copy Share Image
Someone pointed out that Dick Enberg and Curt Gowdy are the only two ever to call a Super Bowl and a Final… — Jim Nantz Copy Share Image
There will be more words written on Twitter in the next two years than contained in all books ever printed. — Christian Rudder Copy Share Image
I don't care about names attached to the script. That doesn't matter to me. All things being equal, I would like to… — Alan Arkin Copy Share Image
Tiger Woods was a month away from 34 years of age when his debutantes began turning up in the news. He was… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
Our two-party system is a fraud, a sham, a delusion. On foreign policy, trade, immigration, Big Government, we have one-party government, one… — Pat Buchanan Copy Share Image
Brazil is not what you see but what you feel. Once you spend time here - a week, two weeks - you… — Francisco Costa Copy Share Image
In her darkest hours, Diana, Princess of Wales, could have used a friend like Empress Elisabeth of Austria. The two lived similar… — Nell Scovell Copy Share Image
For two years now, my office has had the honour and the privilege of sponsoring seminars on the functioning of government in… — John Allen Fraser Copy Share Image
Me and success are two things you don't wanna find yo ass between. Back against the wall like plasma screens. — Drake Copy Share Image
Everything in the world has its two faces, however. Weeds sometimes blossom into artful flowers. Beauty walks hand in hand with ugliness,… — Tiffany Baker Copy Share Image
The last publicized center of American writing was Manhattan. Its writers became known as the New York Intellectuals. With important connections to… — Ishmael Reed Copy Share Image
For two decades the state has been taking liberties, and these liberties were once ours. — E. P. Thompson Copy Share Image
I always have one or two, sometimes more, Navajo or other tribes' cultural elements in mind when I start a plot. In… — Tony Hillerman Copy Share Image
There are two parts to the process: taking the picture and finding ways of using it. — Martin Parr Copy Share Image
I regard these people who are peddling angst and peddling pessimism and all that stuff as so 'two minutes ago'. — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
My work is not my life. I started writing quite late, I didn't have that 'writing is everything, my art is all.'… — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
The Pain-Free Shopping Method: Buy a present for you, then a present for a friend. Then another present for you. Then a… — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
How do you view God in a desert? There's two types of birds. There's vultures, and there's hummingbirds. One lives off dead… — Brian Houston Copy Share Image
My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo?… — Morey Amsterdam Copy Share Image
The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two… — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
It's said that if two documentary filmmakers meet they talk about the world, if two fiction filmmakers meet they talk about the… — Pirjo Honkasalo Copy Share Image
Beadle believed that genetics were inseparable from chemistry-more precisely, biochemistry. They were, he said, "two doors leading to the same room." — Warren Weaver Copy Share Image
My goal is two pages a day, five days a week. I never want to write, but I'm always glad that I… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
I used to soak my mitts in a bucket of water for about two days. Then I'd put a couple of baseballs… — Bob Uecker Copy Share Image
Do not regard the feelings of a person who speaks to you about his neighbor disparagingly, but rather say to him: "Stop,… — John Climacus Copy Share Image
I buy based on emotion, because I am fascinated with an object that I simply cannot live without. Although I often end… — Michael Audain Copy Share Image
I knew I could not maintain that leadership in open struggle against Moscow influence. Only two Communist leaders in history ever succeeded… — Earl Browder Copy Share Image
I believe there's plenty of market for each; we're talking about an ecosystem that is going to support billions of devices, so… — Aaron Levie Copy Share Image
I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. — Louise Bogan Copy Share Image