Two Quotes · Page 124

Most good teams can only beat you two ways, the quarterback throwing or the running back running.

— Jerome Bettis

The only way two ever live more cheaply than one is if one of them gives up what he or she wants.

— Meg O'Brien

It's a lot easier to stay idealistic if you don't sign two to five next-of-kin letters every day.

— Jim Mattis

We live between two dense clouds; the forgetting of what was and the uncertainty of what will be.

— Anatole France

Number one, cash is king... number two, communicate... number three, buy or bury the competition.

— Jack Welch

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.

— Franklin P. Adams

I grew up on the stage, and there's no two ways about it: you only get one chance to do your bit.

— Jack Lowden

If there can be three certain things in life, instead of two, it might be death, taxes, and data.

— Clara Shih

Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.

— Henny Youngman

My father used to sing to me in my mother's womb. I think I can name about any tune in two beats.

— Yancy Butler

You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.

— Lee Trevino

There is the theory... that you live in two places: You either live in fear, or you live in love.

— Michael Keaton

I've had two children and no surgery. My body is the result of good genes and a healthy attitude.

— Elle Macpherson

There are only two ways to influence human behavior: you can manipulate it or you can inspire it.

— Simon Sinek

I am the only man who can say he's been in Take That and at least two members of the Spice Girls.

— Robbie Williams

We were only on orbit a little over two days, so we had no adverse effects from being weightless.

— Robert Crippen

I have discovered the dance. I have discovered the art which has been lost for two thousand years

— Isadora Duncan

A lie took two parties - the weaver of the tale and the sucker who so badly wanted to believe it.

— Jodi Picoult

After hitting two balls into the water- By God, I've got a good mind to jump in and make it four.

— Simon Hobday

Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries.

— Henny Youngman

Two things I recognize, O Lord, in myself: Nature, which Thou hast made; Sin, which I have added.

— Lancelot Andrewes

Today, we don't talk about history. The past is two weeks ago, and the future is two weeks after.

— Marjane Satrapi

There are two things in ordinary conversation which ordinary people dislike - information and wit

— Stephen Leacock

There was just no good way for a dead son to greet his mother almost two weeks after his funeral.

— Rachel Vincent

You can't mix two heavy scents or it's overwhelming - make sure the other is light and delicious.

— Bebe Buell

Normally when it hits two and a half, three hours, the audience gets exhausted and start yawning.

— Adam McKay

Ive always considered the government taking one out of every two dollars I earn absolute tyranny.

— Steven Van Zandt

Meryl and Katharine Hepburn are probably the two greatest actresses of this and the last century.

— Denzel Washington

There are two kinds of people: those who don't do what they are told, and those who do only that.

— Vikrant Parsai

Everyone wants the two characters to be together, but then once they are, it's not that much fun.

— Shelley Long

If a monk can overcome two things, he can become free from the world. Bodily ease and vain-glory.

— Poemen

I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of.

— Paul Reubens

If you are doing things the same way as two years ago, you are almost certainly doing them wrong.

— John Harvey-Jones

Read two newspapers a day. And not just online. Hold them in your hands. Get ink on your fingers.

— John Callaway

There are two factors in American politics that may seem strange to Europeans: race and religion.

— P. J. O'Rourke

My mom single-handedly brought up two girls, although my father was also a large part of my life.

— Konkona Sen Sharma

The 'creator' and the 'editor' - two halves of the writer whole - should sleep in separate rooms.

— Judith Guest

You cannot bring in two or three top-class players if you don't have the money. You have to sell.

— Rafael Benitez

When confronted with two alternatives, life and death, one is to choose death without hesitation.

— Yamamoto Tsunetomo

I did floor and I did the balance beam, so, you know, dancing on two Jaguar hoods, it was a snap!

— Tawny Kitaen