Martha says the interesting thing about fly fishing is that it's two lives connected by a thin strand. Come on, Martha. Grow… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I've always thought the American eagle needed a left wing and a right wing. The right wing would see to it that… — Bill Moyers Copy Share Image
I know how many days in which I have just answered e-mail, had three phone calls and a two hour lunch. Poof,… — Joseph Epstein Copy Share Image
Consider why Germany, fighting a war on two fronts, desperate for fuel and materiel of every sort, would bother to load millions… — Edgar Steele Copy Share Image
I believe we are all dual beings. Some cultures actually believe we have two souls. — Devendra Banhart Copy Share Image
You know, I think it was very important that my grandmother be perceived a very particular way in terms of being charitable… — Mary L. Trump Copy Share Image
I'm really not an injury-prone player. I just had that one injury that took, like, two years. — Joel Embiid Copy Share Image
A boy has two jobs. One is just being a boy. The other is growing up to be a man. — Herbert Hoover Copy Share Image
There are four people in my life, not counting my reps who know everything, two of whom are my parents, that know… — Natalie Zea Copy Share Image
I was going home two hours ago, but was met by Mr. Griffith, who has kept me ever since. . . .… — Richard Steele Copy Share Image
Danger knows full well that Caesar is more dangerous than he. We are two lions litter’d in one day, and I the… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
When you get to work with great people like on our movie, Blake and Ellen Burstyn and Harrison and Kathy Baker, Amanda… — Michiel Huisman Copy Share Image
I've always been comfortable working with women and I've had two happy marriages. Draw what conclusions you like from that. — Vince Cable Copy Share Image
Anarchism means all sort of things to different people but the traditional anarchists' movements assumed that there'd be a highly organized society,… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
You know," Shane said twenty minutes later, "I'd feel a whole lot better about the two of us if you didn't think… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
Back on September 11, terrorists attacked our metropolitan cores, two of America's great cities. They did that because they knew that was… — Martin O'Malley Copy Share Image
But I do know this: that the two and a half years that I've been at HUD, I am absolutely convinced that… — Alphonso Jackson Copy Share Image
If I were to wish for two things, they would be as much bandwidth as possible and ridiculously fast browser engines. — Matt Mullenweg Copy Share Image
To join two things together there must be nothing between them or there cannot be a perfect fusion. Now realize that this… — St. Catherine of Siena Copy Share Image
In my case what happened is that within about two weeks of beginning meditation, the anger already started to go away. My… — David Lynch Copy Share Image
To truth only a brief celebration of victory is allowed between the two long periods during which it is condemned as paradoxical,… — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
Those two songs condense the two albums. They also show what the audiences wanted. I was desperate to keep the band together… — Randy Bachman Copy Share Image
We had maybe the greatest success of any company that I know of in Paris, and after two or three years I… — Katherine Dunham Copy Share Image
The first eight years in Mumbai were specially tough. I knew during the first two months of my stay that there's no… — Abhimanyu Singh Copy Share Image
When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
Look, "Gender trouble" includes a critique of the idea that there are two ideal bodily forms, two ideal morphologies: the masculine and… — Judith Butler Copy Share Image
Unless we're talking about old-school, witchcraft-trial violence, can we please phase out the phrase 'girl crush?' While we're at it, if we… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
In marriage you are neither the husband nor the wife; you are the love between two. — Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj Copy Share Image
and then she asks me how many sexual partners I've had and I say one or two depending on your definition of… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
Neither loss of father, nor loss of mother, dear as she was to Mr Thornton, could have poisoned the remembrance of the… — Elizabeth Gaskell Copy Share Image
I've made two finals, and I'm up against guys who have won over 30 grand slams between them. But it's been great… — Kevin Anderson Copy Share Image
No matter if you have one hand or two hands, when someone tells you you can't do something, the only thing you… — Shaquem Griffin Copy Share Image
I'm the only person in the world that, when he holds down two jobs, gets criticized for it; everyone else gets a… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
You wanna build your IQ higher in the next two years? Be uncomfortable. That means, learn something where you have a beginner's… — Nolan Bushnell Copy Share Image
My 'third leg' is longer than my two other legs and that's why I wear such big baggy pants. — Tom Kaulitz Copy Share Image
What did John Ashcroft say about moderates, he said, quote, there are two things you find in the middle of the road,… — John Ashcroft Copy Share Image
Living for Sabina meant seeing. Seeing is limited by two borders: strong light, which blinds, and total darkness. Perhaps that was what… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, 'Hey, man, women are crazy,' you've got a friend. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
When I'm on a picture, I have two bosses - the director and the producer. My co-star is not my boss. — Jim Brown Copy Share Image
