Ask me Quote by Sherman Alexie

And then she finally said yes. And we have been married, I want you to know, for 51 years.

— Val Guest

“She asked me if I wanted to have sex, and I replied, “With you, or in general?”

— Jarod Kintz

I may as well say it, I have been married three times.

— C. L. R. James

She asked me why I always had something flip to say. I said that I didn't know, but having been blessed with the gift,…

— Robert Crais

“How many women do you think a man could possibly screw in his lifetime?” The vendor handed me my change. “I don’t know,” I…

— Whitney Gracia Williams

What gave it away? When she loaded me bound and gagged into the back of her truck? Or when she actually said. "I'm ready…

— Kelley Armstrong

I've been married three times.

— James Doohan

About how much sex I didn’t get? Go ahead.

— Rachel Caine

I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.

— Steven Wright

I'm convinced my mother only had sex eight times.

— Linda Fiorentino

“Fine,” she says. “Fine. Just step down off your high horse and put your dick in my stable!” I laugh so loud, it echoes…

— J.A. Huss

This girl wanted me to experience something I'd never experienced. She tried three times to get me high. Finally it worked, and I had…

— Jack Herer