Pretty much every comic that you see live is going to be slighter ruder, slightly darker and slightly more scary. But there are restrictions when you're on the telly. I'm not trying to rude it up for live. I just… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I only started driving lessons because of comedy - before that, there's be no need. There was a bus from where I lived to… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I try to cover three food groups at breakfast. I see that as a licence to eat rubbish for the rest of the day.… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
People always say that you shouldn't read reviews at all, or if you do then believe both the good and the bad ones. I… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
My sister tells people that we're all funny in our family, but I'm the only one who gets paid for it. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
The way it works in my family is as follows: they first loosen their grip at 16 when you are encouraged to get a… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
You can't nap with just anyone. It's weird. I can honestly say I've only napped with six people. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I'm always a bit late, but I don't mind that, because it means that whoever I'm meeting is already there. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I think life is full of moments. And it's important to remember those moments. Take a mental snapshot if you can. For me, they… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I don't have a telly in my bedroom. I think the bedroom should be saved for more appropriate things, like sleeping, eating biscuits, sorting… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
I am a comedian. You may or may not find me funny, but the fact remains, that I am a comedian. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
One thing Aussie telly does well is slightly different versions of programmes we've made. The trailers for 'Celebrity Splash' prove they don't just pick… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
