Don't be offended, but you seem to be one of those people who just attract accidents like a magnet. So . .… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
Man is a megalomaniac among animals-if he sees mountains he will try to imitate them by pyramids, and if he sees some… — Jacques Loeb Copy Share Image
It is a fallacy to think that carping is the strongest form of criticism: the important work begins after the artist's mistakes… — Wilfrid Sheed Copy Share Image
We have nearly complete misunderstanding between people of different faiths in Lake Wobegon, and that's probably one reason why we get along… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
I don't really know what makes someone want to be a cartoonist, but part of it is trying to get in trouble.… — Barry Blitt Copy Share Image
I love directing, It means so much to me to direct stories about subject matter that I care deeply about. I can… — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
Now I walk around with my head down, trying to hide, thinking that everybody knows that I inflicted people with HIV, because… — Marc Wallice Copy Share Image
If there is an authoritarian structure at St. Hill it has been brought into being by the government itself. St. Hill is… — L. Ron Hubbard Copy Share Image
Here's a simple experiment that you might want to try if there is absolutely nothing else going on in your life. All… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Worst Month of the Year: February. February has only 28 days in it, which means that if you rent an apartment, you… — Steven Rubenstein Copy Share Image
The media does not act like they ever lose. If Trump wins, their attitude is gonna be, "Well, it's just gonna take… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
To reach out to you when I'm in need, and to try to be here for you when you need me back.… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
I feel comfortable, I'm definitely feeling challenged but with each day I gain more experience. I'm just trying to improve each day. — Sidney Crosby Copy Share Image
I used to walk around trying to do the Britney Spears growl: 'Oh, baby, baby.' — Kelsea Ballerini Copy Share Image
We're already separated that's official but there's still a window of hope left open that perhaps someday we could give things another… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
I've got the luxury of being able to work largely alone, so I don't need to communicate difficult creative classeas to other… — Don Hertzfeldt Copy Share Image
Finally the kitchen clock said 5:17. It was time to roll out. I shouted for my mom, woke Jeffrey up, ran upstairs,… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share Image
I guess I get bored easily, and thank God. I don't want to all my life pound only the same key, although… — John Baldessari Copy Share Image
I'm gonna try to be cured. I've been on heroin eight years and I want to try a different style of life.… — Johnny Thunders Copy Share Image
What is the best advice, business or otherwise, you've had and from whom? The best advice I've received came many years ago… — Paul Allen Copy Share Image
When you finally accept that you're a complete dork, your life gets easier. No sense in trying to be cool. — Reese Witherspoon Copy Share Image
I have been running since I was 7. I was trying to restructure the way my body was made instead of trying… — Florence Griffith Joyner Copy Share Image
Hopefully the person I'm trying to create is just a funny, dour, evil side of myself that has no other way to… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don't even try to tell me different. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway. Our children are… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I thought of all the others who had tried to tie her to the ground and failed. So I resisted showing her… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
They [Americans] want to believe that Good and Evil can be defined in precise categories, that Good is already, or will be… — Simone de Beauvoir Copy Share Image
...never try to follow another's path for that is his way, not yours. When that path is found, you have nothing to… — Swami Vivekananda Copy Share Image
That's all this job is, Daine," she explained. "Trying to please everyone and pleasing no one. And it will only get worse,… — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
The first Elizabeth film was an absolute travesty historically. It really was sloppy. Things like 'The Other Boleyn Girl' and 'The Tudors,'… — Alison Weir Copy Share Image
I never had an imaginary friend, just imaginary circumstances. I was so into the Indiana Jones movies, and I would constantly reenact… — Pedro Pascal Copy Share Image
I don't ever want to seem like I'm trying to command attention through the way I dress - but I have certainly… — Cam Newton Copy Share Image
The formation is less important than the idea of what we're trying to achieve tactically. — Jesse Marsch Copy Share Image
You can have your beliefs and have your faith, but don't try to impose it one me, and vice versa. — Rib Hillis Copy Share Image
Continuous present is all we have, and stream of consciousness - which in a novel is arguably just as artificial as the… — Will Self Copy Share Image
There's nothing to be gained, and much to be lost, in trying to bend every child to match a one-size-fits-all notion of… — Ezekiel Emanuel Copy Share Image
I think it's a sin to sit down and let your life go without making a try for it. — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
In terms of talking with my collaborators as they came onboard - Jeannine Oppewall, our production designer, Dante Spinotti, our cinematographer, and… — Curtis Hanson Copy Share Image