Mitt Romney spent the day in a tux just in case people came to their senses. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
Joe Biden wants to meet with video game developers about gun control. That's like meeting with Kristen Stewart to learn how to act. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
IT'S FUNNY HOW WHEN I'M LOUD PEOPLE TELL ME TO BE QUIET.BUT WHEN I'M QUIET,PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME. STORY OF MY… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
Don't let someone become a priority in your life when u r just an option in theirs. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
I'm going to be the first person to land on the sun! I know what your thinking and thats why I will be going… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how you look, what your weight is or how much makeup you put on. The right guy will love you for… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
''No matter how u behave with People around u,They will Love u According to their NEED' N MOOD''..!! — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
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If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, youll never get it done. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
Next years Superbowl has been changed to Motel 6. They'll leave the lights on. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
Relationships is the story of three rings.the engagement ring,the wedding ring and the suffering. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
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Every time Nicki Minaj tells someone their voice isn't good enough on Idol, someone is crushed to death by the weight of the irony. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
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