She said, why don't we both just sleep on it tonight, And I believe, in the morning you'll begin to see the… — Paul Simon Copy Share Image
My thing is when people come up and say to me good set tonight and I say you too and then you… — Oliver Sykes Copy Share Image
HAPPY EVER AFTER is a concept I'll never believe in. I would be content to sample some little taste of happiness today,… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
You must not procrastinate. Rather, you should make preparations so that even if you did die tonight, you would have no regrets.… — Dalai Lama Copy Share Image
Misa: Hey, Light. Wanna come sleep with me tonight? Light: Wh-what are you talking about…? Misa: Ha ha ha! Just kidding! You're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The good Samaritan, he's getting dressed, he's getting ready for the show. He's going to the carnival tonight on Desolation Row. — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
I'm so excited. Jay Leno is on the show tonight. He brought some really funny jokes and some great stories. Although I'm… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
This is the result of six billion years of evolution. Tonight, we have given the lie to gravity.We have reached for the… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
When was it that people decided as a society that your body is in one place and your sexuality in another place,… — Sonia Braga Copy Share Image
I just told Max flatly, "I had laser surgery last week to lighten my birthmark," as if it was no big deal.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you leave me here," the guy on the floor said, "he'll kill me tomorrow morning." Parker looked at him. "So you've… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not too long ago, my opponent made a prediction. He said I would probably win Pennsylvania, he would win North Carolina, and… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
No funny stuff in here tonight, you understand?” Dash said, “I assure you I could not contemplate any of your so-called funny… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
I feel ashamed tonight that we treated Lennox Lewis the way we did because he gave it all his effort but everytime… — Roy Jones Jr Copy Share Image
A face at the window, a tap on the pane, who is it that wants me tonight in the rain? — Richard Henry Stoddard Copy Share Image
If it wasn't for hustlers, gangsters & gamblers there'd be no Jazz. Wasn't middle~class who said Let's go hear Bird tonight. — Betty Carter Copy Share Image
[A] family with two kids that earns the minimum wage still lives below the poverty line. That's wrong. That's why, since the… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I'm glad that that era of stand-up is over, because I think it adversely affected a lot of people who could have… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
Wait until the sun sets tonight, and if we are both here to see it, then my heart will break knowing you… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
I'm the guy who'll drive 250 miles tonight and be at the gym tomorrow at 10 A.M., when people are still sleeping… — John Cena Copy Share Image
Tonight's December thirty-first, something is about to burst. The clock is crouching, dark and small, like a time bomb in the hall.… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I wanted to make sure that my act was family friendly for tonight, but I don't have babies. So I thought that… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
I think all of this—The Roots and DJing included—was meant to prepare me for The Tonight Show. — Questlove Copy Share Image