Poop if life.. So live it to the fullest.. & don't forget the toilet paper! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Is your ass jealous of all the shit that's coming out of your mouth, ha! Get some toilet paper for it bitch! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whoever coined the phrase 'You don't know what you got till its gone.' was talking about toilet paper, probably. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before you speak listen, before you write think, Before you quit try, Before you take a SHIT, look at the toilet paper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Celebrities walk on red carpet because they are famous, my friends and I walk on toilet paper because we are the shit!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is so much shit coming out of your mouth.. sometimes I get confused whether to give u a mouth freshener or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by the kind of toilet paper they use. Go in any rich house… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you go into a stall and there is no toilet seat protector, so you use toilet paper and then… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Former police chief of Houston once said of me: “Frank Abagnale could write a check on toilet paper, drawn on the Confederate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“FRANKLIN, Ind. — A Johnson County Jail inmate has died, four days after he was found unconscious after swallowing toilet paper. The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“All of a sudden, life became too much to bear. Just like that, for no particular reason. Because there was a child’s… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is like toilet paper your either on a roll or taking crap from some asshole — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Giving your parents toilet paper because they say whatever you give them, they won't use. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You really never realise. what you have till it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You talk so much shit, Im not sure whether to give you a breath mint, or some toilet paper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Giving your parents toilet paper when they tell you whatever you give them, they probably won't use — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll...or you're taking shit from some asshole. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
