It's funny: I put money into short films, and I put really good actors in it, and I write some stuff that's… — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on… — Farrah Fawcett Copy Share Image
My mother always told me, 'I didn't make a perfume or go sell toilet paper. I did something good with my name.' — Sean Hepburn Ferrer Copy Share Image
In politics, you're like a toilet seat: you're up one day and down the next. — Doug Ford Copy Share Image
I must admit, the constant invasion of privacy was becoming a real concern. I've been asked for autographs while I've been doing… — Rick Astley Copy Share Image
So it just wasn't in my house. Anywhere, I looked like I knew about the toilet. — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
The hardest thing is when you're in public, and you need to go to the toilet, and someone asks for a photo.… — Julian Dennison Copy Share Image
I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Never give an artist like me carte blanche: he would think it's simply toilet paper. — Maurizio Cattelan Copy Share Image
You can always use a toilet seat cover from the stall. It will absorb excess oil, and if you add powder on… — Manny MUA Copy Share Image
Paris's neighborhoods, the arrondissements, are organized like a twist. They spiral from the river like toilet water flushing in reverse and erupting… — Rosecrans Baldwin Copy Share Image
While everyone rails against the Covidiots who are panic-buying toilet rolls, can I put my hand up and admit I have stocked… — Susanna Reid Copy Share Image
My advice is before a big ride, eat a meal 2 hours or so before, to allow you to digest and process… — Chris Hoy Copy Share Image
The first thing I did when I decided that I was going to dive into the world of poop was look at… — Rose George Copy Share Image
Fraternities are bizarre because, as a pledge, some clown who wears Hollister & Co. flip-flops exclusively will make you clean his toilet… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet… — Matthew Broderick Copy Share Image
I left Israel to work as a model, to just make money - I didn't care if I was doing an ad… — Moran Atias Copy Share Image
“No doubt, the toilet must have come alive and regurgitated all over the floor and walls. The putrid water is still trickling… — Kelby Losack Copy Share Image
The average human being spends three years of life going to the toilet, though the average human being with no physical toilet… — Rose George Copy Share Image
Let me make this clear: my impairment is such that without a wheelchair, I can't do very much for myself. I can't… — Stella Young Copy Share Image
I could never plan to have a career that went this well... you know, there were times when it didn't: when it… — Peter Capaldi Copy Share Image
I had a poor upbringing. We lived in a rented house with no bathroom and an outside toilet and that, combined with… — Gregg Wallace Copy Share Image
