If you have a radio, the next three months is a good time to have it quit working. All you will hear… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get sore at… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If we could just go back the last two or three years and do our buying a little more carefully, why... we… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Money, horse racing and women: three things the boys just can't figure out. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If you eliminate the names of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson and Wilson, both conventions would get out three days earlier. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When you have helped to raise the standard of cooking, you have helped to raise the only thing in the world that… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Republicans have a habit of having three bad years and one good one, and the good one always happens to be… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I arrived at my hut in Beverly Hills just in time to keep real estate men from plotting off and selling my… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
... while the Republicans are smart enough to make money, the Democrats are smart enough to get in office every two or… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
