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My parents grew that small business from one 18-year-old guarding a bingo to more than 125 employees in three states. And sure,… — Susana Martinez Copy Share Image
(Offensive Coach) Paul Hackett realized that Joe Montana knew more about the offense than he did, but when the meeting was over,… — Tony Dungy Copy Share Image
There are in truth three states of the converted: the beginning, the middle, and the perfection. In the beginning they experience the… — Pope Gregory I Copy Share Image
Learning ballroom dancing is great for your brain. But it only works for three to six months. After that, you've got all… — Nolan Bushnell Copy Share Image
I went into rehab December 14th, 1996, and got out eight months later? Then I went into a sober living place where… — Marc Wallice Copy Share Image
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I want to find a genie in a bottle that can grant me three wishes. I want to be able to speak,… — Maynard James Keenan Copy Share Image
One fast move or I'm gone,' I realize, gone the way of the last three years of drunken hopelessness which is a… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
In Paris style is everything. That is traditionally understood. Every street, every structure, every shopgirl has style. The style of Parisian architecture… — Ada Louise Huxtable Copy Share Image
The [travel] writer, looking back at the journey from a distance of a year or two (or three), is a different character… — Jonathan Raban Copy Share Image
The Tower. He would come to the Dark Tower and there he would sing their names; there he would sing their names;… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Every magic trick consists of three parts, or acts. The first part is called the Pledge. The magician shows you something ordinary.… — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
All cities are geological; you cannot take three steps without encountering ghosts bearing all the prestige of their legends. We move within… — Ivan Chtcheglov Copy Share Image
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Music was my ultimate ambition but I liked all of it. I wanted to discipline myself in dance and acting too and… — Amy Winehouse Copy Share Image
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The three most disastrous inventions of our time have been the birth control pill, the camera and nuclear weaponry. The first offers… — Malcolm Muggeridge Copy Share Image
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A hundred thousand men were led By one calf near three centuries dead; They followed still his crooked way And lost a… — Sam Walter Foss Copy Share Image
In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the… — Larry David Copy Share Image
The great thing about having been poor is how liberated it makes you if you eventually become rich. There's nothing like the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Be willing to apologize. Proper apologies have three parts: 1) What I did was wrong. 2) I'm sorry that I hurt you.… — Randy Pausch Copy Share Image
I write in the mornings, two or three hours every day, and then at least four times a week I play in… — Louis Sachar Copy Share Image
Be not intimidated...nor suffer yourselves to be wheedled out of your liberties by any pretense of politeness, delicacy, or decency. These, as… — John Adams Copy Share Image
You put three facts together - that all organisms produce more offspring that can survive, that there's variation among organisms, and that… — Stephen Jay Gould Copy Share Image
Education fails unless the Three R's at one end of the school spectrum lead ultimately to the Four P's at the other-Preparati… — Norman Cousins Copy Share Image
I've been gone on the road for the past three years; maybe I've been home for two or three weeks in a… — Chris Isaak Copy Share Image
Womankind suffers from three delusions: marriage will reform a man, a rejected lover is heartbroken for life, and if the other women… — Myrtle Reed Copy Share Image
Three hundred years ago a prisoner condemned to the Tower of London carved on the wall of his cell this sentiment to… — James Keller Copy Share Image
But at three, four, five, and even six years the childish nature will require sports; now is the time to get rid… — Plato Copy Share Image
My earliest professional musical experiences were really as a session player, and every day was an adventure. Three sessions a day, every… — Rick Wakeman Copy Share Image
I know that you don't know, but you don't know that you don't know! By that I mean there are three reasons… — Harvey Mackay Copy Share Image
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