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Johnny sort of popped into my head midway through the first draft, and he wouldn't leave. But the more I thought about… — David Koepp Copy Share Image
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I couldn't think of one clever way to stop this guy, so I just trusted to mindless violence. — Grant Morrison Copy Share Image
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I was driving in Manhattan. There's traffic, nobody's moving... The guy behind me is honking just at me. He kept yelling at… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
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