Thanksgiving Quotes · Page 9

Sorry shoppers on Black Friday will block and tackle better than your football team on Thanksgiving.

— Anonymous

Thanksgiving just gets me all warm and tingly and all kinds of wonderful inside.

— Willard Scott

Is it normal to make a minute-to-minute schedule for the timing of thanksgiving? I'm asking for a friend.

— Casey Wilson

Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?

— Jim Gaffigan

It's a bit of a sore spot, the Thanksgiving in Indian country.

— Robbie Robertson

It is only through thanksgiving that I can become myself.

— Kallistos Ware

The act is unjustifiable that either begs for a blessing, or, having succeeded gives no thanksgiving.

— Merle Shain

“A good mother is worth a hundred teachers. —Italian proverb Thanksgiving”

— Jane Healey

Christmas = Gifts . Halloween = Candy . Thanksgiving = Food . New Years = Drinks . Valentines = Sex . Birthday = All Of The Above.

— Anonymous

The Word of God isn't for one particular season. It's for every season. But in its specific application, it's best read from…

— Louie Giglio

All across America, we gather this week with the people we love to give thanks to God for the blessings in our…

— George W. Bush

Rapt into still communion that transcends The imperfect offices of prayer and praise, His mind was a thanksgiving to the power That…

— William Wordsworth

Drink and be thankful to the host! What seems insignificant when you have it, is important when you need it.

— Franz Grillparzer

Thanksgiving is nothing if not a glad and Reverent lifting of the heart to God In honor and praise for His goodness.…

— Azgraybebly Joslan

Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunter’s house—obviously, they’ll have a turkey with…

— Chelsea Handler

Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, "Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England".

— Jay Leno

Heavenly Father, thank You for Your peace that rules my heart. I choose Your peace today and thank You for guiding my…

— Joel Osteen

“It wasn't easy telling my family that I'm gay. I made my carefully worded announcement at Thanksgiving. It was very Norman Rockwell.…

— Bob Smith

“A grateful mind is a great mind,’’ and the Bible agrees. There are 138 passages of Scripture on the subject of thanksgiving,…

— Robert J. Morgan

“Although Thanksgiving comes but once a year, every day should be a day of Thanks. Among all the challenges that we face…

— Monique Hammond

It is therefore recommended... to set apart Thursday the eighteenth day of December next, for solemn thanksgiving and praise, that with one…

— Samuel Adams

I keep saying this - and I keep putting it off because I get busy - but I keep saying one year…

— Tony Rock

Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point…

— Shel Silverstein

“In 1863, Abraham Lincoln declared two Thanksgivings. One was held in August. The second, held in November, was to give thanks for…

— Linda Bozzo

It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?

— David Letterman

When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup.

— Sam Lefkowitz

I know it's not thanksgiving yet but I am thankful for my mom. I love you.

— Anonymous

“If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?”

— Suzanne Wright

“Thankfulness creates gratitude which generates contentment that causes peace.”

— Todd Stocker

Thanksgiving day will forever be hard, cause that's the day we gave my brother to God, I love you.

— Heavy D

Sharing in God's blessings is at the heart of Thanksgiving and at the core of the American spirit.

— William J. Clinton

Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.

— P. J. O'Rourke

“Practice turning everything in life into prayer and thanksgiving.”

— Henry Hon

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

— Phyllis Diller

I live every day with thanksgiving in my heart and prayer in my soul.

— Analiza Garcia

We often take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude.

— Anonymous

Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.

— Anonymous

“He is your field which you sow with love and reap with thanksgiving.”

— Khalil Gibran

If you haven't been invited to an awful family Thanksgiving get-together of your own you can come to mine.

— Anonymous

Faith without thankfulness lacks strength and fortitude.

— John Henry Jowett