“Mrs. Palmer is a teacher so naturally I assumed she would never do anything good for me.” — Jim Benton Copy Share Image
Homework strongly indicates that the teachers are not doing their jobs well enough during the school day. It's not like they'll let you bring your home stuff to school and work on it there. You can't say, 'I didn't finish… — Jim Benton Copy Share Image
“Okay, Dumb Diary, school has taught me a few things over the years. Once, it taught me the difference between alligators and crocodiles. (Even… — Jim Benton Copy Share Image
Kissing the frog to get the prince is a waste of a perfectly good frog. — Jim Benton Copy Share Image
This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when… — Jim Benton Copy Share Image
How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just… — Jim Benton Copy Share Image
“The following ten throws went a variety of places. I never hit the target, but I was getting closer. Isabella was laughing so hard… — Jim Benton Copy Share Image
I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned that this… — Jim Benton Copy Share Image
He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume. — Jim Benton Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Palmer is a teacher so naturally I assumed she would never do anything good for me.” — Jim Benton Copy Share Image
I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons they had… — Jim Benton Copy Share Image
The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don't have uniforms or usefulness and the end result doesn't resemble art in any… — Jim Benton Copy Share Image
