It's a democracy, and the reason why the conservative movement loses is because it believes that it is elite, that the smartest… — Andrew Breitbart Copy Share Image
I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank. I can't hear it,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
The NRA made an ad saying that Obama is elitist because his kids have armed guards. Yeah, that crazy Obama thinking his… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Our enemies may be irrational, even outright insane, driven by nationalism, religion, ethnicity or ideology. They do not fear the United States… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
The Canadian Prime Minister said Canada would lend the U.S. its full military support. You know what that means: Both tanks. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Donating money to a few of my favorite free-market organizations used to be a pleasant duty, but now I'm literally inundated with… — Mark Skousen Copy Share Image
For thousands of years, human beings had screwed up and trashed and crapped on this planet, and now history expected me to… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
The U.S. spent billions of dollars to build a secular, professional national Iraqi army but failed because, despite all the U.S.-supplied guns,… — Richard Engel Copy Share Image
Five pieces every girl needs in her closet are; a great pair of a jeans, a good black heel, a great little… — Kristin Cavallari Copy Share Image
Perhaps you are thinking: 'But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don't have that kind of money.'… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
My first breath was just...it just seemed impossible that you could actually breathe underwater. I knew in my mind it was possible,… — Sylvia Earle Copy Share Image
But the thought leaders on talk radio and Fox do more than shape opinion. Backed by their own wing of the book-publishing… — David Frum Copy Share Image
Neither theological knowledge nor social action alone is enough to keep us in love with Christ unless both are proceeded by a… — Fulton J. Sheen Copy Share Image
I flew a full string of 35 combat missions over some of the most heavily defended targets in Europe. We were hitting… — George McGovern Copy Share Image
Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here… — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
I just like The Little Mermaid cartoon. Say what you want. I have a fish tank, it's a long story. I have… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I went through phases of odd hairstyles and tank top-over-tee outfits and stuff like that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It’s not important how we play. If you have a Ferrari and I have a small car, to beat you in a… — Jose Mourinho Copy Share Image
In Moscow, dim and green under the summer rain, columns of armour were waiting in the side-roads off the long avenue from… — Neal Ascherson Copy Share Image
If it tastes good, spit it out. All those cakes and pies and candy and ice cream -- all that terrible fast… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
Gerard Houllier's thoughts on the matter international football echo mine. He thinks that what the national coaches are doing is like taking… — Arsene Wenger Copy Share Image
Valentines Day is a day we celebrate real love. A love so strong that two hearts become one. Yeah, when you're happy,… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
My glowing form was so heavy, its feet sank into the top of the tank. “Sekhmet!” I yelled. The lioness whirled and… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
