Surgery Quotes · Page 7

The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.

— Joan Rivers

I had some surgery on my feet, which has helped my back some.

— Merle Haggard

Every surgery is different, every injury is different, the way your body reacts is different.

— Jordy Nelson

Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns.

— Robert Pattinson

[When to have a facelift:] If you're tripping over your neck.

— Phyllis Diller

I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.

— Bill Walton

One might as well try to perform brain surgery with a sledgehammer.

— Ben Bernanke

I wore glasses my whole life, but then I got Lasik eyeball surgery, and I fixed that.

— Ryan Eggold

I was told as a teenager I'd never box again. I had a really bad wrist injury; I couldn't even shadow box…

— Joe Calzaghe

The most important thing you will do is yet to be seen. For me, I found my important thing to do when…

— Rand Paul

When you have a mole and have to undergo surgery, they have to take an inch in diameter around the mole. So…

— Witney Carson

It was so frustrating to see ulcer patients having surgery, or even dying, when I knew a simple antibiotic treatment could fix…

— Barry Marshall

Melania Trump's husband tweeted this: "Cher, I don't wear a rug, it's mine, and I promise not to talk about your massive…

— Lawrence O'Donnell

“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery.

— George Carlin

I don’t need no surgery, or tattoos. I already got the marks and scars of the Universe on my face and body.

— Robert Black

I never had plastic surgery. I had a nose procedure done because I had to. I had no cartilage in my nose;…

— Tamar Braxton

Simple intervention - the time spent with a patient - is a very powerful ingredient of the patient-doctor contract. The evidence is…

— Marni Jackson

Being a person who has had plastic surgery and goes to the gym five days a week to work my muscles up…

— Faye Wattleton

I was always confident in my ability, I was always confident in the talent that I had, and I felt WWE was…

— Jason Jordan

Look, you do everything in stages, right? I don't think everything happens at once. There are so many layers we are constantly…

— Eve Ensler

SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD: Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and…

— Joe Bob Briggs

I witnessed a surgery on a patient from New Orleans who was in a car accident. He didn't have any flow of…

— Glen Davis

I now realize that a broken back, failed surgery, and Stage IV cancer are three of the greatest things that ever happened…

— Brad Willis

I'm here instead of having shoulder surgery. But I'm not sure which is more painful.

— James Caan

It is not always worth the discomforts of major surgery to get minor recovery.

— Richard Asher

I haven't had any problems with my back since I got the foot surgery.

— Merle Haggard

I think when you have surgery on any part of your body, it’s never going to be the same,

— Maria Sharapova

The plastic surgery issue is really looming because girls in the U.S. are getting it in their teens.

— Camille Paglia

The shoulder surgery was a success. The lobotomy failed.

— Mike Ditka

Adapting your own book is like performing open-heart surgery on your own child.

— Jonathan Tropper

I am being accused of all this plastic surgery, which is absolutely not true.

— Anonymous

I've had two children and no surgery. My body is the result of good genes and a healthy attitude.

— Elle Macpherson

Self-disruption is akin to undergoing major surgery, but you are the one holding the scalpel.

— Jay Samit

Definitely was eating bad after surgery. I was overweight by, like, 20, 30 pounds.

— Anthony Bennett

Whenever you have any sort of surgery, nothing's guaranteed.

— Ryan Zimmerman

I hate plastic surgery. I have a horror of any kind of knife. I don't like it.

— Rebecca De Mornay

“No one has the right to demand that your body be something other than what it is.”

— Agnostic Zetetic

The neck is not something you should have surgery on that much.

— Freddie Gibbs

I've had a lot of plastic surgery, and I'm completely honest about it.

— Anitta