My greatest enemies are Women and the Sea. These things I hate. Women because they are weak and stupid and live in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think we are all of us a pretty milky lot, without tea-table convictions and our radicalism that keeps so consistently within… — John Dos Passos Copy Share Image
I went to school, and I remember that you had to do these tests to find out what set you're in -… — Kit Harington Copy Share Image
I remember right after Carter got elected, I was sitting in my apartment in Albany, CA, on a Saturday listening to people… — Bill Joy Copy Share Image
So, you wouldn't marry me." "Ridiculous question. I'm eighteen!" "Oh, it's an age thing?" He frowned. "You don't mean wild oats, do… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
“I think I have many spenglerian moods about the country, and that some day people will look back and think 'this was… — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
The ultimate objective [of comedy] is to get a laugh, so if you can get a laugh off the fact that you… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
If you are turning 40, just be graceful, don't get into teenager outfits, put two hair bands and go 'aww.' Don't do… — Richa Chadha Copy Share Image
The Chinese are not stupid people. They're very smart people. They told me very, very distinctly that they cannot believe how stupid… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Let's take Pravda in the 1980s. I mean you could have read things in Pravda saying that it was a stupid error… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
But comedy is like music, it appeals to some people. Some people like Creed, those people are usually pretty stupid. But they… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Again, if I was going to call Romney and the Republicans stupid, I'm certainly not going to call the Democrats and President… — Antonio Villaraigosa Copy Share Image
Coaches would have me in the gym do 1,000 kicks for a practice. I would do them until everyone was gone, until… — Cain Velasquez Copy Share Image
Cool is spent. Cool is empty. Cool is ex post facto. When advertisers and pundits hoard a word, you know it's time… — Rick Moody Copy Share Image
Kyo Sohma: One of these days I'll make you say you're sorry Yuki Sohma: looking bored I'm sorry. Kyo Sohma: Dammit That's… — Natsuki Takaya Copy Share Image
I was always one of these people who is irrationally moved by stupid pop songs. — Will Sheff Copy Share Image
Last year, when he had been staying with the Pevensies, he had managed to hear them all talking of Narnia and he… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People call me stupid for treating you like a queen, but I dont even worry `cause you`re my unforeseen.And I hope that… — Alexander Rybak Copy Share Image
“Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things happen when you don't have a plan.” — Ziad K. Abdelnour Copy Share Image
Ghost Team approached me. They said, "Hey, it's mid-October, do you want to go shoot a movie on Long Island for three… — David Krumholtz Copy Share Image
People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because… — Terry Goodkind Copy Share Image
Better to work for yourself alone. You do as you like and follow your own ideas, you admire yourself and please yourself:… — Gustave Flaubert Copy Share Image
“A wise word of a stupid man is just a myth! A rock cannot emit light like a candle!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons, can I have some chocolate now? — Licia Copy Share Image
The world believes all blondes are stupid and brunettes are smarter. Well, I disagree. — Anna Kournikova Copy Share Image
The Bible is still the only dirty book I've ever read, at least in its current incarnation as a weapon of the… — Paul Monette Copy Share Image
Oh God. valentine's Day tomorrow. Why? Why? Why is (the) entire world geared to make people not involved in romance feel stupid… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
Far below, I heard Cacus bellowing as millions, maybe even thousands of filthy gallons of water slammed into him. Meanwhile, Annabeth alternately… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
There are so many different kinds of stupidity, and cleverness is one of the worst. — Thomas Mann Copy Share Image
I want to figure out a way to not be stupid with money, then make a whole bunch of it, then I… — Dave Matthews Copy Share Image
Actors aren't stupid, mostly, and if there's a sensibility and an aesthetic that a director's going for, if you're aware of that… — Alan Cumming Copy Share Image
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