“You're not stupid, you're just special! You have morons in your head instead of neurons!” — The Fart Blast Copy Share Image
If a blonde throws you a grenade¦you pull the pin and throw it back! :P — MrStickman Copy Share Image
Having an affair with an intern is just an incredibly stupid thing to do. — Bradley Whitford Copy Share Image
I will be honest, I've had a couple of restless nights thinking, I cannot go and look stupid!' — Greg Vaughan Copy Share Image
However stupid a fools words may be, they are sometimes enough to confound an intelligent man. — Nikolai Gogol Copy Share Image
“Dreams so often become nightmares. Family can so easily become foes. And people are always more stupid than you give them credit… — Mike A. Lancaster Copy Share Image
“Guys are dumb. They're stupid and the only reason they exist is because their semen keeps the planet populated.” — Amy Kinzer Copy Share Image
I should like to save the Shire, if I could - though there have been times when I thought the inhabitants too… — J. R. R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
When you walk the track and you see a corner and realise you were going round it at 160mph, you wonder who… — Sebastian Vettel Copy Share Image
Certainly people have said a lot of deeply unfortunate and stupid things in Southern accents, but that doesn't mean there's anything wrong… — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
Perhaps you could call your cat Meow so it could say it's own name. Or how about Stupid Cat Get Out Of… — Jade Puget Copy Share Image
It may sounds very stupid, I know, but I believe in love. As any important feeling and expression, it has been vulgarized… — Luiz Bolognesi Copy Share Image
A stupid person is a person who causes losses to another person or to a group of persons while himself deriving no… — Carlo M. Cipolla Copy Share Image
“Falderson," he said quietly to Bahzell in passable Navahkan, "is as stupid as the day is long." He craned his neck to… — David Weber Copy Share Image
Because I'm criticizing liberalism, people automatically call me a conservative. This is madness! The idea that somehow one cannot critique liberalism from… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
'Friends' started because Rachel left her husband at the altar. This likability factor is just so stupid to me. It's the same… — Adam Pally Copy Share Image
The most important thing for any con artist is never to think like a mark. Marks think they can get something for… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
There's a lot we should be able to learn from history. And yet history proves that we never do. In fact, the… — A. Whitney Brown Copy Share Image
I've always believed that - it's stupid, but I always use this - the pressure makes the diamonds. I really do believe… — Ryan Guzman Copy Share Image
The factory model of education is a gargantuan bureaucracy. Some kids are good fits - I wasn't. The system gives you bad… — Jose Ferreira Copy Share Image
I'd heard of Evergreen Care Center before. Cass and I had always made fun of the stupid ads they ran on TV,… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
