A cat is a responsibility after all. And feeding and keeping and caring about a stupid fat cat isn't much, isn't much… — Steven Hall Copy Share Image
Libraries are the future of reading. When the economy is down, we need to make it easier for people to buy and… — Courtney Milan Copy Share Image
I was generally pro-bat, except when I was trekking through the dark trying not to think about the dire fate of every… — Rosemary Clement-Moore Copy Share Image
It sounded weird to hear you talk so much; normally you only said a few words at a time. I'd never imagined… — Lucy Christopher Copy Share Image
“It is difficult to love someone who loves you, but easy to hate someone who loves you, and love someone who hates… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
It was a very stupid thing to do, I'll admit, but I hardly didn't even know I was doing it. — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
He felt around desperately for a weapon. What did he have? Diapers? Cookies? Oh, why hadn't they given him a sword? He… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
Listen, I'm not stupid so I am fully aware of the teams I've played for, and knew I'd gone from one side… — Alex Greenwood Copy Share Image
Every once in a while, the market does something so stupid it takes your breath away — Jim Cramer Copy Share Image
It has become a kind of religion that you can't criticise because then you become a traitor to the great cause, which… — Doris Lessing Copy Share Image
My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You… — Andre Bauer Copy Share Image
You know how you toilet paper and egg somebody's house? I did it, right? But I did it back-to-back nights, Saturday and… — Jared Dudley Copy Share Image
The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It's the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework. — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
I have always voted Labour and I always will. I have got to have one stupid, bovine part of me and that's… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
What happened to your foot?" "I had a little disagreement with an eagle --stupid birds, eagles. He couldn't tell the difference between… — David Eddings Copy Share Image
Republicans stand by their convictions. Stupid, ignorant, world-destroying convictions based on disproven economic fantasies and ancient books full of primitive morality and… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Elvis is not so difficult as Johnny Cash because his voice is so distinctive. If you try to copy Johnny Cash, it's… — Brian Setzer Copy Share Image
I went up on stage, and said, "Why did the chicken cross the road? To check out the chicks." I was a… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
To the intelligent man or woman, life appears infinitely mysterious. But the stupid have an answer for every question. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
We buy things. We wear them or put them on our walls, or sit on them, but anyone who wants to can… — Donna Leon Copy Share Image
Generally, I like to appear smart. I don't admit being stupid when there's any hope I'm not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What Mr. Loughner knows is that he has the full support of a major political party in this country ... he knows… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
