I can stand by a tweet. But Comedy Central said they couldn't publicly support me, unless I deleted it. I wasn't about… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I've always been aware that probably writing songs - stupid songs or, at least, theatrical songs - is, I dunno, I certainly… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
Any gastronome who is not an environmentalist is stupid, and any environmentalist who is not a gastronome is sad. — Carlo Petrini Copy Share Image
If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Look, man, we'd probably most of us agree that these are dark times, and stupid ones, but do we need fiction that… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
I scared myself, because once you've thought long and hard enough about doing something that is colossally stupid, you feel like you've… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
Wherever there's money, there's drugs, so to say drugs don't exist in the NBA would be stupid. — Dennis Rodman Copy Share Image
Stand-up is so rewarding, and I enjoy the acting opportunities I've had, but the only time I really feel bad is when… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
The typical American voter is so stupid, his dog teaches him tricks. — Jonathan Gruber Copy Share Image
No scoundrel is so stupid as to not find a reason for his vile conduct. — Shakti Gawain Copy Share Image
In one way, traveling has narrowed my mind. What I have discovered is something very ordinary and unexciting, which is that humans… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
A lot of people who go into prison go into prison straight — and when they come out, they’re gay. — Benjamin Carson Copy Share Image
People aren't stupid. I mean, people remember in 1990, the unemployment rate was 10 percent. Now it's 4 _ percent. We've got… — William Weld Copy Share Image
Concern for morality makes every work of the imagination false and stupid. — Gustave Flaubert Copy Share Image
Whites already know blacks are stupid, violent, destructive apelike creatures. That is why Whites move away from them -- always. — Alex Linder Copy Share Image
People just make stupid mistakes. And they keep making them and keep making them, and suddenly they can't dig themselves out. — Karin Slaughter Copy Share Image
An idiot will do anything, no matter how stupid, because he is afraid of what everybody will think of him if he… — Tom Upton Copy Share Image
If you don't want sarcastic answers, don't ask stupid questions. — Michael Angelo De Leon Copy Share Image
Many of those people involved in Adolf Hitler were Satanists, many were homosexuals - the two things seem to go together. — Pat Robertson Copy Share Image
The art of living easily as to money is to pitch your scale of living one degree below your means. — Henry Taylor Copy Share Image
The market is often stupid, but you can't focus on that. Focus on the underlying value of dividends and earnings. — John C. Bogle Copy Share Image
I have often been asked, Do not people bore you? I do not understand quite what that means. I suppose the calls… — Helen Keller Copy Share Image
