It’s good to be here. I’m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It’s not working out too well. — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Holocaust? Ninety million Indians? Only four million left? They all have casinos - what's to complain about? — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I truly believe that if you think something's stupid, that might mean it's actually good. — Victoria Legrand Copy Share Image
If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it. I just hate it — Nicole Polizzi Copy Share Image
Funnily enough, 'Shooting Stars,' that stupid little panel show, is the most influential thing we've done. — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
Calling someone fake won't make you real. Calling someone ugly won't make you pretty. Calling someone stupid won't make you smart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh! Polly thought. Why aren't all girls locked up by law the year they turn fifteen? They do such stupid things! — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
The wisest among us is very lucky never to have met the woman, be she beautiful or ugly, intelligent or stupid, who… — Denis Diderot Copy Share Image
It's cool to have parents and family who will always tell me the truth no matter what. They'll tell me if I'm… — Jordin Sparks Copy Share Image
“Did you just roll your eyes at me?" "Yes, I did and you better get used to it if you're going to… — Jennifer Loren Copy Share Image
And what I would say now is, yes, if a state enacted a law permitting flogging, it is immensely stupid, but it… — Antonin Scalia Copy Share Image
In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died - an entire town destroyed — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I got too old to live in the bush. You really need to be youngish and healthy, so it seemed stupid to… — Mary Leakey Copy Share Image
Oh God. valentine's Day tomorrow. Why? Why? Why is (the) entire world geared to make people not involved in romance feel stupid… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
Forget everything you've ever learned about the stars and they'll once more be transformed into angels, or into children, or into whatever… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
Some people think that the people they lead are too stupid to be told the truth, and thus they must be lied… — Zach McGowan Copy Share Image
Where do you get the right to decide our lives? I'll tell you where. From that little hog's gut that hangs between… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
I have mixed feelings about those sorts of things. When I see it done by interesting young people, I think it's very… — Helmut Newton Copy Share Image
Stop it. This is serious! (Selena) Serious? Please. I’m standing out here on my twenty-ninth birthday, barefoot and in jeans my mother… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
For a second we just stand there in silence. Then, suddenly, Alex is back, easy and smiling again. “I left a note… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
Bureaucrats want you to think that the system is too complex because they want you to be stupid about it and uninterested… — Dana Loesch Copy Share Image
