When you're famous, you can't go to Topshop. Even when I disguise myself in a moustache, baseball cap, sunglasses - the full… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
When you're 14 and you're with your friends, you laugh about really stupid stuff, but as you get older, the laughter inside… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I hate recycling. I don't think it exists. I think they've made it up to give people jobs. They deliver these stupid… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I always had a sort of niggling regret that we didn't come do stuff in America. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I actually went to Wimbledon, and David Attenborough was sat in the row in front of me, and I thought that was quite amazing.… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
The best stuff comes out when you're not making it for anything and you don't really know what you're making. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I loved being a man-woman. It's much more interesting than being one or the other. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I like to warm them up with stand-up, get them into my world and tone, and then bring other characters on. There's so much… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Fame is a bit Nietzschean. For everything good, something bad happens to you, so you have to sort of be careful. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
'Moonage Daydream' is my favourite because it's an amazing pop tune with such strange parts to it. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
