I find it depressing that people think you have to be on drugs to watch [my stuff], that’s a cop out, use… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I hate my feet. I don't like my hands, either: they're like lions' paws. When I was in the Boosh, in a… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I think I should be in a film called 'Space Shrews'. Where I go to space. With a load of shrews. And… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I never did that badly with women when I wasn't on telly, but it's a bit out of control now. Women try… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
When you're a kid, and someone's an artist, you think of Leonardo da Vinci. You don't think that's a job; you just… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I always had a sort of niggling regret that we didn't come do stuff in America. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I actually went to Wimbledon, and David Attenborough was sat in the row in front of me, and I thought that was quite amazing.… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
The best stuff comes out when you're not making it for anything and you don't really know what you're making. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I loved being a man-woman. It's much more interesting than being one or the other. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I like to warm them up with stand-up, get them into my world and tone, and then bring other characters on. There's so much… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Fame is a bit Nietzschean. For everything good, something bad happens to you, so you have to sort of be careful. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
'Moonage Daydream' is my favourite because it's an amazing pop tune with such strange parts to it. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image