I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I could get an audience into my world and if you can do that, they'll go with you not all the way,… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
They call me the confuser. Is he a man... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Yeah? Rock 'n' Roll is fast, you know. If all goes according to plan I could be in rehab next thursday. Tuesday… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
It's very difficult once you've been on telly because people know what you do. They give you a little bit of grace… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
If you're going to be a good standup, or a successful standup, or a standup who can work for money, you have… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I always had a sort of niggling regret that we didn't come do stuff in America. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I actually went to Wimbledon, and David Attenborough was sat in the row in front of me, and I thought that was quite amazing.… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
The best stuff comes out when you're not making it for anything and you don't really know what you're making. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I loved being a man-woman. It's much more interesting than being one or the other. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I like to warm them up with stand-up, get them into my world and tone, and then bring other characters on. There's so much… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Fame is a bit Nietzschean. For everything good, something bad happens to you, so you have to sort of be careful. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
'Moonage Daydream' is my favourite because it's an amazing pop tune with such strange parts to it. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
