All my stupid little thoughts beget stupid little thoughts, rampantly speculating every possible outcome of every possible situation until they're all done to death and none of them could ever be true. — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretched soul! I… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
I feel like im in this river just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding on for dear… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
Maybe it's important to open up I people- people who are right there with you, not some thousand miles away in another universe. Or… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
“Let's be friends based on mutual hate." - Wallace Wells "Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's' market bacon hitting the… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
“I am leaning back and running with it and staring at the stars and I’m eleven, I’m sixteen, I’m eighteen, I’m a newborn I’m… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags. — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I desperately wanted more background information on especially cartoonists. — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
I'm too young to have experienced firsthand the '70s rock, but when I was in high school, me and my friends were super into… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
“Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex.” — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
I just have this thing in my head that I want to do serious stories that are still just way too cute and drawn… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up. Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get it. It… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
In my teens and university and stuff, video games became more realistic, or they started to. — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
“(door slams open at 2:30am) "Guess who's DRUAAAHUUUNK!" said Wilson. "I guess Wilson, now get out," moaned Scott” — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
