“You did too! You stole my bike, A-HOLE!" I yell out. Jeez, I'm like a Chatty Cathy Doll: just pull my string and I'll say, "You stole my bike, A-HOLE!” — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“These kids are all trying so hard to be weird. I'm genuinely weird, so I can spot the effort a mile away.” — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“You did too! You stole my bike, A-HOLE!" I yell out. Jeez, I'm like a Chatty Cathy Doll: just pull my string and I'll… — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“Ohhh, OH no you didn't!" he screams. "Nobody touches the TERRY!" Then he starts punching himself in he face. This kid really is crazy!… — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“... my heart skips a beat. Seriously, like a CD from the public library, it goes ZZebbTTT and skips.” — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“Bicycles are way cooler than motorcycles. You get exercise and peace and quiet, and you're not destroying the environment.” — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“EJ cries, "We've been best friends since kindergarten. You can't become a babe slayer and leave me in the dust! I don't have an… — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“So I think when you tap into something that you really want to do, you have to fight for it, even if the fight… — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“I’m probably sterile. At least I can stop worrying about getting girls pregnant (if I ever get to have sex with them). Do you… — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“Well, you know, I might try out for the musical," I say real quick. [...] She nods and says, "You should. We need guys."… — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“There's nothing like being called a feminine hygiene product to keep you from crying.” — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
“The last thing I need is for my dad to stroll in and see me abusing myself to lighting-fast pornographic images.Military school will become… — Brent Crawford Copy Share Image
![“Well, you know, I might try out for the musical," I say real quick. [...] She nods and says, "You should. We need guys." [...] She smiles and says, "Break a leg" as I walk out. That was uncalled for. "Bitch," I say under my breath as the door closes.” quote by Brent Crawford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/47b/brent-crawford-33516_break-a-leg_well-you-know-i-might-try-out-for-the-mu_2246022.jpg)
